MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (A) - Mane Six flies to the Isle of Scaly
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Inspector/Engineer Mare: Uggghhhh, nothing to worry! Just a bit of turbulence!!
Deputy Mare: TURBULENCE!!!??? We’re in a FLIPPIN’ GEM CAVE with no sky in sight!!! You probably scuffed the underside of that death van against a hard diamond surface or something!
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Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] We made it!
Misty: It was so much easier when we just trotted through a magic door last time.
Rebel Mare: Sure, it still hurt during our way down as we all fell onto the ground….but it still beats risking our livelihoods inside a cramped flying van!
Professor: This vehicle isn’t exactly built for luxurious comfort like the old airliners of yesteryear…
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Pipp Petals: At least we can snap some great aerial shots. [squeals]
[phone alarm beeping]
[gasps] Ugh! My battery is dead!
Butler: EGADS!!! We forgot to charge your phone after the Nightmare Night party! This has to be the WORST possible thing EVER!
Professor: PPSSSSH! Posh Peggy Problems, Butler??
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Deputy Mare: PRINCESS, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL BUCKINGHAM HAY??!!!
Professor: How much juice capacity does your phone need??!! Did you even update your phone for battery-saving software before this flight??!!
Inspector/Engineer Mare: What the—??!! We lost power??!!
Deputy Mare: PRINCESS, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL BUCKINGHAM HAY??!!!
Professor: How much juice capacity does your phone need??!! Did you even update your phone for battery-saving software before this flight??!!
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EVERYPONY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Inspector/Engineer Mare: MARESTREAM–MARESTREAM!!!??
[MARESTREAM]: POWER Integrity—at––ffiiiiiiffffftteeeennnnn ppeeerrcceeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn……
Rebel Mare: Okay….I take back what I said….we’re all going to die….
EVERYPONY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Inspector/Engineer Mare: MARESTREAM–MARESTREAM!!!??[MARESTREAM]: POWER Integrity—at––ffiiiiiiffffftteeeennnnn ppeeerrcceeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn……Rebel Mare: Okay….I take back what I said….we’re all going to die….
EVERYPONY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I never thought Pipp’s tech obsession would be the death of me!!
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Inspector/Engineer Mare: MARESTREAM–MARESTREAM!!!??[MARESTREAM]: POWER Integrity—at––ffiiiiiiffffftteeeennnnn ppeeerrcceeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn……Rebel Mare: Okay….I take back what I said….we’re all going to die….
EVERYPONY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!I never thought Pipp’s tech obsession would be the death of me!
Professor: Curse you, millennial zeebs!!
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Professor: (Holds onto Deputy Mare’s hoof) Uhhhh, I supposed you wanted me to say that I ALWAYS loved you…
Deputy Mare: UUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Professor: BUT I DON’T!! I REALLY REALLY DON’T!!!
EVERYPONY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Rebel: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT A CRISIS LIKE THIS???!!!!
Foster Twins: MMMMMAAAAAAMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IZZY, WE’RE IN A DANGEROUS SITUATION HERE!!! WE’RE GONNA CRASH!!!
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IZZY, WE’RE IN A DANGEROUS SITUATION HERE!!! WE’RE GONNA CRASH!!!
Professor: I DON’T THINK SHE CAN HEAR YOU! EVEN IF SHE DID, SHE WOULDN’T LISTEN!
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Sunny Starscout: Everypony take their stations! This could be a crash landing!
Professor: NO DOODY, Sunny!! Are you gonna turn into a alicorn and fart out your magic bubble cloud and save this Marestream from creating a crater the size of Pippy’s ego!!??
Rebel Mare: NOW’S NOT THE TIME TO BE SARCASTIC, PROFESSOR!!!!!
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Izzy Moonbow: I have an idea! It might work, but it might not. But I like those odds!
Foster Twins: SAVE US, MISS MOONBOW!! You’re our only hope!!
Professor: Yep, we are officially fuddled here…
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(rages at Sunny) SUNNY, NOW IT’S NOT THE TIME TO TURN INTO AN ALICORN RIGHT NOW!!!
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Zipp Storm: Everypony, hold on!
Deputy Mare: ONTO WHAT??!! Our own hindquarters???!!!
Inspector/Engineer Mare: I’ll try to engage the landing gear!! It’ll help create drag and cushion—!!
Professor: YEAH OKAY, whatever! JUST GET US BACK ONLINE before Miss Moonbow ANNOYS us to death!!!
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Deputy Mare: WOAH—that is some MIGHTY fine suspension here, sister! Great job on the landing gear!
Inspector/Engineer Mare: Uhhhh…I hadn’t even engage the manual deployment lever yet, Deputy….
Deputy Mare: Wait—WWHHAAATT???!!!
Professor: We must’ve landed on something soft––
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Izzy Moonbow: [sighs] You never know when you’ll need a really, really big balloon. That’s why I have ’em at all times. Whew!
Foster Twins: YYYAAAAAYYYY!!! HOORRAAYYY FOR THE MOONBOW ANCESTORS!!!!
Professor: I don’t believe this! This feels EXACTLY like one of my old man’s ancient story tales!
Rebel Mare: Of COURSE—the Element of Laughter!! The legendary mare with the ability to transform balloons into functional tools!
Thank you , Miss Moonbow!! You manage to put that ancient archive knowledge to good use!
Inspector/Engineer Mare: Cheezus Jeepers, everypony! Why haven’t I thought of that? When we return home, I’m adding inflatable landing bags to the Marestream’s list of nifty emergency gadgets!!
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Hitch Trailblazer: Great landing, everypony. Best yet.
Deputy Mare: (Unplugs Pipp’s phone and slaps her across the face with the phone)
Next time, I’ll shatter that screen on your face! BRING a portable charging battery the next time you wanna keep your bars full without causing a malfunctioning circuit break!
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Deputy, you better not think about destroying Pipp’s phone, otherwise her and Butler will get really mad at you! I know that you’re a good Deputy, but please, don’t destroy Pipp’s phone, ok?
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