MYMC06E04: Secrets of Starlight Reaction Script (A) - Entering the Frostlands

Hitch Trailblazer: Uh, is it just me, or is that portal thingy shrinking?

Zipp Storm: Nope. Not just you. It seems to be moving pretty slowly, though.

Professor: Hmmm…by my mental calculations, the ellipse portal has just shrunken by about 40% its original size!

Parole Officer: 40%???!!! We had only been out there for a few minutes!!!

Rebel Mare: I guess it must had shrunk greatly after sucking us in, before it diminished its shrinking rate over time…..this must mean that every passing through the portal must consumed whatever mana it has to keep the portal open…

Zipp Storm: I think we have enough time to do a little digging and investigate—

Hitch Trailblazer: Well then, let’s hurry! So we can still get out of here! Wherever here is!

Deputy Mare: Let’s just start with finding the nearest signs of civilization! There’s GOTTA be a town or even a settlement shack nearby!

Parole Officer: If not, then we’ll have to make our own camp and send somepony out to forage for some food….IF there is any….

Rogue Pony: You’re right! If we’re gotta get out of here, we first need to find somepony special to help us. That special pony will be the key to helping us. The nearest town is somewhere over there. (point to the right)

❌[PLEASE DO NOT DISRUPT THE MAIN STORYLINE. YOU ARE MOVING TOO FAST FORWARD IN THE PLOT LINE. STAY SYNCHRONIZED WITH THE CANON GROUP OR THIS FORUM WILL BE TERMINATED. YOU HAVE 2 WARNINGS LEFT.]❌

Ooh, sorry. Next rule is no moving too fast or too slow in the plotline.

Misty: We did just finish defeating Opaline, and I was sort of getting ready to… [yawning] …take a nap. But I could muster enough energy for another quick adventure.

Rebel Mare: Wellll….it wouldn’t hurt to take a nice stroll around this beautiful winter wonder land…

Rogue Pony: Actually, that’s not a bad idea.

Misty: Plus, I’ve never been in snow before! Hmmm. I thought it would be colder.

Rebel Mare: What kind of sleeping chamber did Opaline locked you in, Misty??!

Professor: That’s strange! My thermo-app says the outdoor temperature is around 5*C! Shouldn’t that mean all of this could’ve at least be mushy by now??

Izzy Moonbow: This snow is different. Oh! Whoa! [laughs and falls over] It’s extra, extra slippy. [grunts]

Foster Twins: It feels so––SOAPY!!
(Slips around the snow)

Professor: (Tastes the snow) Tastes like—borax!!

Butler: Borax??! You mean what the queen uses to wash her mane with??

Izzy Moonbow: And extra sparkly…

Foster Twins: This truly IS a winter wonder land!!!

Rebel Mare: Uh-oh! I hope this “snow” isn’t laden with abestos!!

(Sparky hops up and down, gurgling about something important)

Professor: What is it, Sparky??? Did you found a clue??!

Deputy Mare: OR better yet—a SUSPECT!!?

(Sparky runs off)

Sunny Starscout: I guess Sparky’s leading the way.

Professor: Well what are you ponies atanding around here like ice sculptures for??? Let’s go!

[Mane 6 laughing]

Deputy Mare: Hey, a word of advice, scalie. If somepony were to lure you in with some candy, bite them in the stones!

Rogue Pony: If Sparky is leading the way, then I have no problem with that.

Foster Twins: ARE WE THERE YET??!!

Professor: Don’t MAKE me turn this trip around, kids!

(Izzy slips and falls on the snowy ground)

Foster Twins: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAA––

Deputy Mare: HEY, don’t RUN around like that, Izzy!! Unless you like to have a dash of RED added to your ridiculous make-up!

Izzy Moonbow: Ooh! [grunts] Whoa! [groans] All this slipping is making it— [spits] —very hard to “ooh” and “ahh”.

Parole Officer: Then stop staring out into space and focus on the road, pop-tart!

Deputy Mare: C’mon, don’t make us following your flank all day!

Hitch Trailblazer: Need a hoof?

Izzy Moonbow: I feel like I’m gonna be slipping in this snow forever!

Deputy Mare: With all that whining and complaining, I don’t doubt it…

Calypso the Zebra Rookie: oh, loosen up boss! Take a queue from the inspector and be more cheerful. Seriously does the job make you this jaded? No wonder you needed a partner. Besides, I’m also stuck in this ‘ridiculous makeup’ and you don’t see me complaining. If anything I like how sparkly it is.

Deputy Mare: I’m going to talk to the mayor about transferring you to your new probation assignment after we’re done…

Then you can buzz off and focus on peskering somepony else!

Parole Officer: Well, at least our new police guard pet is having fun…

Pipp Petals: We’ve been searching a long time. Will we ever find anything?

Butler: A nice warm luxury lodge inn would be a nice change of pace….it is becoming too mundane walking around fake snow and artificial trees!

Zipp Storm: Found something! This way!

Izzy Moonbow: Come on, everypony!