Random RP, please keep it SFW.

@Background Pony #91Z0  
Not the burger! (Cries.)

@Beau Skunky  
takes burger from behind me Behold!

@Background Pony #91Z0  
Burger! (Reaches paws for it.) Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie!

@Beau Skunky  
gives to you, boops you

(Giggles cutesily.) Thank you. (Holds it up, but then suddenly that friggen eagle swoops down, and grabs it.) HEY! Hey, Krang! Bring that burger back!  
(Runs on all fours after it.)
 
^{(lol I made a “Turtles in Time” reference.)}

@Beau Skunky  
teleports to it, punches it Hands off my friend’s burger you (bleep) eagle!

Yay! (Eats burger.) Burp!
 
(I actually found a pic of the eagle with a burger.)

@Beau Skunky  
Nice!

(Eagle grabs animated GIF.) Wha’ how does that work?

@Beau Skunky  
points to Pinkie Pie  
Pinkie Pie: Why do you think it’s me?  
Me: You’re basically the fourth wall breaking pony.

How does she keep getting into our RP?
 
Pinkie : “It’s easy! Just go, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right! (Pinkie flies away with her tailcopter spinning.)
 
Oooook… BP, let’s go back to Falco in the giftshop, and buy stuff. I got 999 rupees!

@Beau Skunky  
Woo let’s buy stuff!

Oh, merchandise! (Shakes a snowglobe.)

Look at all this cool stuff looks at yarn cookware and toys

Omg! Greating cards! With the Biggest yarn ball in Equestria on it!

gasp look at these yarn pony I found!😍  

@Background Pony #91Z0  
Any yarn skunkies? …Hey look over there! (Points to the snack rack.)

(Scoots the entire rack to the checkout counter) We’ll take everything here!

@Beau Skunky  
Agree!

(Hands the cashier a frog.) We’ll pay with this. ^{Hey, it worked for Shaun the Sheep.}

(cameo)
 
shop owner: I’m ok with it

Yay! (Carts the entire snack display case back to Falco’s RV.)

I can’t believe that worked! 😃  
@Beau Skunky

@Background Pony #91Z0  
It was a very cute frog.