Just as the most important ponies in the world were trying to figure out what happened to Twilight…a savior appears..!
Pinkie Pie came out of a fissure in reality, upside down and standing on her front hooves as she built up momentum…momentum that kept on increasing until she was SPINNING! Yes, spinning!
Super heating the air around her where it would singe any bad guy (not good guy) skin! She is able to HUMILIATE any bad guy…
Pinkie Pie crashed into the scene, her surprisingly athletic prowess allowing her to enter. Her smeared pink form accelerated toward the amassed herd of very important ponies until suddenly…she came to a stop!
“Hi everypony!”
She exclaimed with huge vigor and enthusiasm…that is until she spotted the mare…the legend…Twilight Tragedy…
“Oh no…You’re all stinky winky depressi wessy! That’s no good!”
From literally nowhere she grabbed a bucket of Twilight (TM) Colours and began to paint the poor mare from top to bottom…mostly bottom.
“Here! Are you feeling more happy wacky tobaccy now?!”
The pink menace’s jaw unhinges with a wide smile that was almost filling up the entire room.