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Another background pony caught at the hands of the Sirens. Who is next. Find out next.
To be continued >:)
Yes mistress Sonata.
Sonata: Now go make me some nachos
Aria: I thought you liked tacos.
Sonata: Aria come on, I can’t survive eating tacos all the time. I gotta try different things you know.
Yes your mistress Adagio.
Adagio: There another slave capable to do our bidding.
What do you me-…………………….aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~
That sounds amazingly beautiful.
Adagio: Wait he still doesn’t have his memory could still be of use.
Nows our chance
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh……… What?
You there. You have yet to be dumped in the canal. I Mrmildock 2.0 will ensure that you do not get away.
@Mrmildock
(wakes up) UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH……………What the hell happened??
Me: Of course, it was my design that made these much-needed improvements possible.
Aria: Y’know, you can be an absolute showoff, you know that? Am insufferable showoff.
Me: As opposed to you, the height of modesty?
Adagio: Children, knock it off!
Me: Apologies, my dear. I just want my deeds to be recognized, that’s all. Now, he is bigger, faster and stronger in almost every respect, giving him strength roughly equaling…ten, maybe twelve Earth ponies! And, thankfully for all of us, ten times more obedient.
Adagio: And to who, exactly?
Me: Hmm, that’s a very good question. [A couple beats] So, we now have this new and improved super-soldier, my great genius, a couple dinosaurs here and there, including my pal Tyran, the giant mechanical spider, and, of course, your restored pendants. Throw in our royal hostage here and we have the perfect start to taking over the worlds! What could possibly spoil this day?
Aria: Didn’t you say you were going to ransack the royal libraries of the castle in Equestria?
Me: …Oh. Right. Well, there’s only one solution. Get in the spider, ladies. We’re going on a road-trip!
Sonata: Yay~! …Say, how did you get this big spider thingy and Tyran back here, anyway?
Me: Thank goodness for random dimensional tears opening out of nowhere!
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Sonata: Can I drive the spider?
Adagio, Aria & Me: NO!
Sonata: Aww, nobody let’s me have any fun…
Adagio: Ugh, you can’t drive, but you can pick the first stop. How’s that?
Sonata: YAY! First stop–
Me: Taco Bell? Way ahead of you. You ladies want anything? We can rob a bank on the way if you need anything. People tend to listen to threats backed by arsenal from a giant mechanical spider.
(Vague mutterings of “No, I’m good” and “Nothing for me. Besides a couple million”.)
Me: Right. The First Canterlot Bank, Taco Bell, across the dimensional veil to ransack the libraries. Once more unto the bleach, my friends! …Or something like that; I’m not good with my Shakespeare.
Epilogue
Adagio: Mrmildock. Mrmildock!
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Aria: I think he was idiotic enough to use that do hicky on himself.
Sonata: So what do we do with him?
(Tosses Mrmildock in the locker and incinerates it)
Sonata: I’m sure going miss him (sobs)
Adagio: Trust me, he was getting useless anyways. Now I want to introduce you to Mrmildock 2.0
Stronger,faster,and more advanced than the original ever could be.
I suggest running now, ami…go. That idiot mind-wiped himself, didn’t he? Well…shoot. If I crush him, the ladies will be…upset. Well, bleeding hearts of the world, unite! Crushing a comrade isn’t a sound business model anyway. Now, there’s an Alicorn Princess over yonder who is just DYING to meet me. Just because we’re comrades, though, doesn’t mean I’m not gonna rob you blind. I’ll just take that mind-wiper, thank ye kindly. I’ll look over the rest of your gear later. Tyran! Over there are a bunch of bad mares who want to stop us. Consider them your new chewtoy. Her friends will be kept away from my mechanical marvel long enough for me to make my move! Full steam ahead!
Wait a minute, but then again he was still a loyal subject. Crap! Where is the reverse switch on this thing.
(Accidentally uses the device on myself and passes out)
(Teleports in front of you and Tyran)
Can’t get get twilight or be crowned lord without your memory. And thanks for the plans.
(Laughs maniacally)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. YOU get 1/4 power from Sonata and Aria? When did that get decided? I think Tyran and I deserve some of that sweet siren power, don’t you think? And you say YOU deserve the “You’re The Best Servant!” coffee mug? You?! I’m not the one who’s spent however so long in a stinky locker! I’ll have you know that I will be the #1 Servant, and I’ll prove it by…by…uhh…
I got it! I’ll bring them Princess Twilight! If I bring them one of the chief ringleaders of their defeat, AND a way to make them stronger than ever (the library inside that castle of hers I hear is the stuff of legends!) then I’ll be the greatest assistant they ever had! Then Adagio-sama will finally loooooooooord me. Yeah, my queen will reward me and lord me. I’ll be treated on the same level as her–at least her sisters.
Now, maybe if I can slip in the middle of the clash here, I can grab Twilight and let Tyran deal with the rest while I ransack the castle library, go through the mirror, take over both worlds, and still have time for a spot of tea afterwards–brewed and prepared by their #1 Assistant, which–case you haven’t been paying attention–will be ME! There she is now, exhausted after her battle with Tirek. She is ALONE AND UNPROTECTED! I’LL STEAL HER! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!! (maniacal laughter while riding Tyran into the fray of battle)
Adagio:Okay it’s pointless, Mrmildock, dump this body into the canal.
Okay, well we tried.
(Takes body to canal)
Well there goes my chances on that sweet mug. But on the bright side it’s not like things can get worse.
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Adagio: Huh, what’s going. Come on girls let’s give it another go.
Encore
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Alright take it away girls
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After that I’m gonna go get Ice Cream.
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Hope that works. I’ll just take him to the cage and the Dazzlings will put him under their spell. (Drags body to cage)