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IHateThatHedgehog
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Mrmildock  
Me: Of course, it was my design that made these much-needed improvements possible.
 
Aria: Y’know, you can be an absolute showoff, you know that? Am insufferable showoff.
 
Me: As opposed to you, the height of modesty?
 
Adagio: Children, knock it off!
 
Me: Apologies, my dear. I just want my deeds to be recognized, that’s all. Now, he is bigger, faster and stronger in almost every respect, giving him strength roughly equaling…ten, maybe twelve Earth ponies! And, thankfully for all of us, ten times more obedient.
 
Adagio: And to who, exactly?
 
Me: Hmm, that’s a very good question. [A couple beats] So, we now have this new and improved super-soldier, my great genius, a couple dinosaurs here and there, including my pal Tyran, the giant mechanical spider, and, of course, your restored pendants. Throw in our royal hostage here and we have the perfect start to taking over the worlds! What could possibly spoil this day?
 
Aria: Didn’t you say you were going to ransack the royal libraries of the castle in Equestria?
 
Me: …Oh. Right. Well, there’s only one solution. Get in the spider, ladies. We’re going on a road-trip!
 
Sonata: Yay~! …Say, how did you get this big spider thingy and Tyran back here, anyway?
 
Me: Thank goodness for random dimensional tears opening out of nowhere!
 

 
Sonata: Can I drive the spider?
 
Adagio, Aria & Me: NO!
 
Sonata: Aww, nobody let’s me have any fun…
 
Adagio: Ugh, you can’t drive, but you can pick the first stop. How’s that?
 
Sonata: YAY! First stop–
 
Me: Taco Bell? Way ahead of you. You ladies want anything? We can rob a bank on the way if you need anything. People tend to listen to threats backed by arsenal from a giant mechanical spider.
 
(Vague mutterings of “No, I’m good” and “Nothing for me. Besides a couple million”.)
 
Me: Right. The First Canterlot Bank, Taco Bell, across the dimensional veil to ransack the libraries. Once more unto the bleach, my friends! …Or something like that; I’m not good with my Shakespeare.
Mrmildock
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
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@IHateThatHedgehog  
Epilogue
 
Adagio: Mrmildock. Mrmildock!
 
……….
 
Aria: I think he was idiotic enough to use that do hicky on himself.
 
Sonata: So what do we do with him?
 
(Tosses Mrmildock in the locker and incinerates it)
 
Sonata: I’m sure going miss him (sobs)
 
Adagio: Trust me, he was getting useless anyways. Now I want to introduce you to Mrmildock 2.0  
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Stronger,faster,and more advanced than the original ever could be.
IHateThatHedgehog
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Hah! Jokes on you, old chap! I wear sunglasses standard issue! This isn’t my first time at the rodeo, buddy. But hey, while you’ve gone and revealed yourself in the flesh to me, might as well bump off the competition. Tyran, be a dear and stomp him into…paste. Shoot, I forgot the sunglasses for him back home. You know, brain-wiping my pal here? Not cool. That’s it! You want to mess with me? Well, that Will Smith gif reminds me of a little…project I’ve been working on. Let’s see your little gimmick stand up to MY LITTLE GIMMICK!  
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I suggest running now, ami…go. That idiot mind-wiped himself, didn’t he? Well…shoot. If I crush him, the ladies will be…upset. Well, bleeding hearts of the world, unite! Crushing a comrade isn’t a sound business model anyway. Now, there’s an Alicorn Princess over yonder who is just DYING to meet me. Just because we’re comrades, though, doesn’t mean I’m not gonna rob you blind. I’ll just take that mind-wiper, thank ye kindly. I’ll look over the rest of your gear later. Tyran! Over there are a bunch of bad mares who want to stop us. Consider them your new chewtoy. Her friends will be kept away from my mechanical marvel long enough for me to make my move! Full steam ahead!
IHateThatHedgehog
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Mrmildock  
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. YOU get 1/4 power from Sonata and Aria? When did that get decided? I think Tyran and I deserve some of that sweet siren power, don’t you think? And you say YOU deserve the “You’re The Best Servant!” coffee mug? You?! I’m not the one who’s spent however so long in a stinky locker! I’ll have you know that I will be the #1 Servant, and I’ll prove it by…by…uhh…
 
I got it! I’ll bring them Princess Twilight! If I bring them one of the chief ringleaders of their defeat, AND a way to make them stronger than ever (the library inside that castle of hers I hear is the stuff of legends!) then I’ll be the greatest assistant they ever had! Then Adagio-sama will finally loooooooooord me. Yeah, my queen will reward me and lord me. I’ll be treated on the same level as her–at least her sisters.
 
Now, maybe if I can slip in the middle of the clash here, I can grab Twilight and let Tyran deal with the rest while I ransack the castle library, go through the mirror, take over both worlds, and still have time for a spot of tea afterwards–brewed and prepared by their #1 Assistant, which–case you haven’t been paying attention–will be ME! There she is now, exhausted after her battle with Tirek. She is ALONE AND UNPROTECTED! I’LL STEAL HER! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!! (maniacal laughter while riding Tyran into the fray of battle)
Mrmildock
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@Background Pony #F008  
Adagio:Okay it’s pointless, Mrmildock, dump this body into the canal.
 
Okay, well we tried.  
(Takes body to canal)
 
Well there goes my chances on that sweet mug. But on the bright side it’s not like things can get worse.
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