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Trust me, and I mean no metaphor, the next time we meet,
ONE of us will be dead.
Principal Cinch:
“Such crafty foes deserve a crafty punishment%…”
Flash:
“HA! What’re you gonna do, kill us?”
Principal Cinch:
(Chuckles)
“No, Dr. Discord recommends a more….‘procreative’ punishment for you all.
You will all be used for his, shall we say….’experiments’%….?”
(Heroes become uncomfortable)
Sunset:
“Are you SURE your not gonna kill us…?!”
Principal Cinch:
“Students, take them to detention!”
Indigo Zap:
“Right this way, punks….”
Flash:
“No! NO!! You CAN’T make me have sex with Sunset!! NO-HO-HO-HO!!”
Sunset:
“Oh F**K you!! I’ll be the BEST you’ve ever GOT!!”
He he, yeah, I guess you had to be there to get it.
Sunset:
“Oh god, get ON with it!!”
Principal Cinch:
“Perhaps I was mistaken for comparing you delinquents to rats, and
now I see that ‘cockroaches’ would have been…a fitting comparison”
Rainbow Dash:
“Yeah! Because we don’t DIE that easily!”
Principal Cinch:
“Indeed, I am quite surprise that you manage to bypassing our security,
the hall-monitors, and the lovely lady at the front desk…”
(Flash and girls begin to snicker)
Applejack:
“Heh-heh-heh, Yeah, we’re REALLY crafty like that~…”
Well,well,well…..
Well,well,well…..
WEEEEELLLLLL,
Spike XIII:
“Follow me, new friends! I will show you to the
Crystal Prep elevator”:3
Camera guy:
(Through speaker)
“Uh, it’s just down the hall to your left…”
Spike XIII:
“THANK YOU, SKY VOICE%! By the way, what are your names…?”:3
Applejack:
“THAT DOG CAN TAAAAAA–!!!”
(Later, Flash and the others at in the school elevator,
until they get caught by the students)
Indigo Zap:
“….Going up?”
Flash:
“Uh, actually, we’re going down”
Indigo Zap:
“No, we’re going up…”
Flash:
“Eh-heh-heh, No, we’re going down%…”
Sugarcoat:
“No, Indigo’s right…WE are going UP…”
Flash:
(Defeated sigh)
“Ugh….SO close…”
(Our heroes then get sent to Principal Cinch’s office)
I like this guy
I’m splendid!
Flash and girls:
“HUH???”
Flash:
“Uh…did that thing just say something…??”
Apple:
“That dog can talk….?”
Spike XIII:
“Oh, I’m sorry. My name is ‘Spike XIII’, because ‘Spike’ is a dog’s
name and they tattooed the number 13 in my flesh%”:3
Twilight:
“Aaaaww%! Can we keep him%?“<3
Spike XIII:
“You should listen to the purple girl with the nice butt,
she seems very smart%!“w
Sunset
(Eye twitches)
“Uuuuhhh…”
Spike XIII:
“DON’T listen to yellow one with the boobies! She seems
VERY disrespectful…“>:3
Thank you for freeing me, blonde girl.
(Rainbow Dash joins in)
Rainbow Dash:
“THERE WILL BE NO ABOMINATIONS CREATED ON THIS DAY!!”
(Glass chamber malfunctions)
Discord:
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? My Subjects!! You KILLED them!!
YOU KILLED theeem…!!”
(…Then Spike XIII attacks Discord)
Discord:
“AAAHH!!! My subject is killing me!! ITS KILLING MEEE!!!”
Camera guy:
“Uuhh…Yeah, I’m gonna stop recording…”
No!!! Stop!!! My Creations!!! MY ART!!!
Discord:
“ALL day, Everyday%! Sometimes they WORK, but sometimes they don’t%…”
Applejack:
“Uh, What happens if they don’t work….??”
Discord:
“Flush them down the toilet%….”
[Meanwhile, a hideous mutant lurks beneath the sewers]
Sunset:
“WHYYY!?”
Discord:
“OOOHH! You want to know WHYYY%!?”
(Dramatically)
“Because THIS - IS - MY - fffff FETISH!!!”
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Flash:
“Applejack!! FREE HER!!!”
Applejack:
“DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!!”
(Rapidly kicks glass chamber)
This is what you do here!?!?!
“Bring up Subject 13! And turn on the cameras~….”
(Twilight trapped in glass containment
with Subject 13, Aka Spike XIII)
Twilight:
“Flash! HELP me!”
Flash:
“What kind of ‘experiment’ are you using the for anyway!?”
Discord:
“As you can see; the Alicorn Princess and Dragon-Dog are a
DYING breed. SOOOO, in order to continue their bloodline…”
Flash:
(Horrified gasp)
“Ooooohh, no….”
Discord:
“THAT’S RIGHT! Just like my OTHER experiments~~”
(Dramatically)
“I ~~ am GOING - to BREED THEM!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
Can you do me a solid?
Four guys…..at once
I love you guys.
-Lumino
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
Would disagree.