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Background Pony #481D
@Background Pony #132C
 
Principal Cinch:  
“Such crafty foes deserve a crafty punishment%…”
 
Flash:  
“HA! What’re you gonna do, kill us?”
 
Principal Cinch:  
(Chuckles)  
“No, Dr. Discord recommends a more….‘procreative’ punishment for you all.  
You will all be used for his, shall we say….’experiments’%….?”
 
(Heroes become uncomfortable)
 
Sunset:  
“Are you SURE your not gonna kill us…?!”
 
Principal Cinch:  
“Students, take them to detention!”
 
Indigo Zap:  
“Right this way, punks….”
 
Flash:  
“No! NO!! You CAN’T make me have sex with Sunset!! NO-HO-HO-HO!!”
 
Sunset:  
“Oh F**K you!! I’ll be the BEST you’ve ever GOT!!”
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Sunset:  
“Oh god, get ON with it!!”
 
Principal Cinch:  
“Perhaps I was mistaken for comparing you delinquents to rats, and  
now I see that ‘cockroaches’ would have been…a fitting comparison”
 
Rainbow Dash:  
“Yeah! Because we don’t DIE that easily!”
 
Principal Cinch:  
“Indeed, I am quite surprise that you manage to bypassing our security,  
the hall-monitors, and the lovely lady at the front desk…”
 
(Flash and girls begin to snicker)
 
Applejack:  
“Heh-heh-heh, Yeah, we’re REALLY crafty like that~…”
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@Background Pony #132C
 
Spike XIII:  
“Follow me, new friends! I will show you to the  
Crystal Prep elevator”:3
 
Camera guy:  
(Through speaker)  
Uh, it’s just down the hall to your left…
 
Spike XIII:  
“THANK YOU, SKY VOICE%! By the way, what are your names…?”:3
 
Applejack:  
“THAT DOG CAN TAAAAAA–!!!”
 
(Later, Flash and the others at in the school elevator,  
until they get caught by the students)
 
Indigo Zap:  
“….Going up?”
 
Flash:  
“Uh, actually, we’re going down”
 
Indigo Zap:  
“No, we’re going up…”
 
Flash:  
“Eh-heh-heh, No, we’re going down%…”
 
Sugarcoat:  
“No, Indigo’s right…WE are going UP…”
 
Flash:  
(Defeated sigh)  
“Ugh….SO close…”
 
(Our heroes then get sent to Principal Cinch’s office)
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@Background Pony #132C
 
Flash and girls:  
“HUH???”
 
Flash:  
“Uh…did that thing just say something…??”
 
Apple:  
“That dog can talk….?”
 
Spike XIII:  
“Oh, I’m sorry. My name is ‘Spike XIII’, because ‘Spike’ is a dog’s  
name and they tattooed the number 13 in my flesh%”:3
 
Twilight:  
“Aaaaww%! Can we keep him%?“<3
 
Spike XIII:  
“You should listen to the purple girl with the nice butt,  
she seems very smart%!“w
 
Sunset  
(Eye twitches)  
“Uuuuhhh…”
 
Spike XIII:  
“DON’T listen to yellow one with the boobies! She seems  
VERY disrespectful…“>:3
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@Background Pony #132C
 
(Rainbow Dash joins in)
 
Rainbow Dash:  
“THERE WILL BE NO ABOMINATIONS CREATED ON THIS DAY!!”
 
(Glass chamber malfunctions)
 
Discord:  
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? My Subjects!! You KILLED them!!  
YOU KILLED theeem…!!”
 
(…Then Spike XIII attacks Discord)
 
Discord:  
“AAAHH!!! My subject is killing me!! ITS KILLING MEEE!!!”
 
Camera guy:  
“Uuhh…Yeah, I’m gonna stop recording…”
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@Background Pony #132C
 
Discord:  
“ALL day, Everyday%! Sometimes they WORK, but sometimes they don’t%…”
 
Applejack:  
“Uh, What happens if they don’t work….??”
 
Discord:  
“Flush them down the toilet%….”
 
[Meanwhile, a hideous mutant lurks beneath the sewers]
 
Sunset:  
“WHYYY!?”
 
Discord:  
“OOOHH! You want to know WHYYY%!?”  
(Dramatically)  
“Because THIS - IS - MY - fffff FETISH!!!”  
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
Flash:  
“Applejack!! FREE HER!!!”
 
Applejack:  
“DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!!”  
(Rapidly kicks glass chamber)
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Discord:  
“Bring up Subject 13! And turn on the cameras~….”
 
(Twilight trapped in glass containment  
with Subject 13, Aka Spike XIII)
 
Twilight:  
“Flash! HELP me!”
 
Flash:  
“What kind of ‘experiment’ are you using the for anyway!?”
 
Discord:  
“As you can see; the Alicorn Princess and Dragon-Dog are a  
DYING breed. SOOOO, in order to continue their bloodline…”
 
Flash:  
(Horrified gasp)  
“Ooooohh, no….”
 
Discord:  
“THAT’S RIGHT! Just like my OTHER experiments~~”  
(Dramatically)  
I ~~ am GOING - to BREED THEM!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”