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“Any sleigh you can you pull, I can pull it better!”

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Background Pony #44A8
well his/she didn’t READ THE TAGS before posting but sence it’s almost hearth’s warming or chirstmas i’ll forget that name switch just happened
Background Pony #44A8
yo background pony #FE4A you don goff’d that oneshot that hade rd but should have hade trixie watch maybe is best pony in my eyes and dreams
Background Pony #44A8
RD: but daddy I DON’T WANT TO DO THIS!!!!! frowns and shoves her head into her pillow
 
RD’s DAD: please your mother has all ways done this sence you where a little foal and beside the princesses would love to you and your friends dress up like this nuzzles rd and puts his hoof on her shoulder
 
RD: I-i-is sprinkles going to be there daddy?
 
rd’s dad:…………… um sure but she’s going to the sleigh this time so……………….wispers into rd’s ear you can pull her anywhere you two want to go just like my and your mom that one hearth’s warming night
 
rd:DAD!!!!!why would you tell me that?!?!?!?!
 
rd’s dad:um sorry i just got cuaght up in the memories and lovey-dovey stuff
 
rd:sits in her bed oh fine i’ll go but shoves her hoof on her father’s arm just don’t tell sprinkles or mom you got that!?!
 
rd’s dad: ow ow ow pushes rd’s hoof off arm i swear i’ll never tell your marefreind or your mother sighs and leaves rd’s room & talks over his shoulder come on squrit we have to go or your mom will hog tie and drag us to the party plus it’s a very fancy party
 
AS HIS LAST WORDS WHERE LACED WITH POISON AS HE WALKED OUT RD’S TO GO GET DRESSED FOR THE HEARTH’S WARMING EVE PARTY THAT NIGHT
 
rd: oh crap daddy!!! leaping out of her bed and blots out of her room running to front door waiting for her father to hurry
 
rd’s dad: streches his wingsas he walks down the stairs going to the front door darn i have’nt warn this thing in ages and it fells like it’s going burst if move my wings thinks to himself but if that happens my beloved kiteflyer will tell me stay home
 
rd: DADDY!!!!!! MOVE YOUR BIG FAT FLANK YOU WINGED TUB OF LARD!!!!! oh my gosh i can’t beleve i said that oh mom is going to kill me
 
rd’s dad:snaps out of his train of tought yes sir! beakbraker yes!!
 
rd:smiles oh sprinkles will love this part of daddy
 
 
SOME TIME LATER WHEN THE NIGHT WAS ALL MOST OVER AND THE WAS DYING DOWN
 
 
“kiteflyer”: so as you princess.oh i mean luna i can help you with your nightmares and bad dreams
 
a loud booming noise coming form the north side of canterlot
 
rd: LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!!!
 
rd’s dad:scream in fear KITE HELP ME OUR LITTLE FILLY IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!
 
 
CRASH
 
 
PC: shYAYs bricks MOMMY!!!! runs and hides behind luna
 
PL: SISTER WHY MUST THOU DO THIS EVERYTIME SUCH A THING HAPPENS EVERYTIME!!!!!!! kicking her out form under her dress
 
kite:facehoofs and groans everytime this happens luna and celestia’s therapy bills are going to skyrocket again
 
sprinkles:shYAYs bricks and faints EVERYPONY GET DOWN IT’S THE WEDDING ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!
 
Le me(anonpon # 9132):eating my popcorn welp i know how this is going end but i’ll just let it play out
 
WHEN THE SUN WAS RASIED CELESTIA AND THE OTHER RUBBED THERE HEADS AS THERE HANGOVERS TACKLED THERE BODYS
 
 
 
 
 
ThE eNd Of ThIs OnEsHoT!!!!!! dIeS fRoM tHe LoLs whispers help me plz
Background Pony #E539
Part of her punishment for the Alicorn Amulet is to do whatever form of community service Twilight deems important,regardless of how humiliating it may be.