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“Any sleigh you can you pull, I can pull it better!”
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You do realise this is Trixie and not Rainbow Dash, don’t you?
RD’s DAD: please your mother has all ways done this sence you where a little foal and beside the princesses would love to you and your friends dress up like this nuzzles rd and puts his hoof on her shoulder
RD: I-i-is sprinkles going to be there daddy?
rd’s dad:…………… um sure but she’s going to the sleigh this time so……………….wispers into rd’s ear you can pull her anywhere you two want to go just like my and your mom that one hearth’s warming night
rd:DAD!!!!!why would you tell me that?!?!?!?!
rd’s dad:um sorry i just got cuaght up in the memories and lovey-dovey stuff
rd:sits in her bed oh fine i’ll go but shoves her hoof on her father’s arm just don’t tell sprinkles or mom you got that!?!
rd’s dad: ow ow ow pushes rd’s hoof off arm i swear i’ll never tell your marefreind or your mother sighs and leaves rd’s room & talks over his shoulder come on squrit we have to go or your mom will hog tie and drag us to the party plus it’s a very fancy party
AS HIS LAST WORDS WHERE LACED WITH POISON AS HE WALKED OUT RD’S TO GO GET DRESSED FOR THE HEARTH’S WARMING EVE PARTY THAT NIGHT
rd: oh crap daddy!!! leaping out of her bed and blots out of her room running to front door waiting for her father to hurry
rd’s dad: streches his wingsas he walks down the stairs going to the front door darn i have’nt warn this thing in ages and it fells like it’s going burst if move my wings thinks to himself but if that happens my beloved kiteflyer will tell me stay home
rd: DADDY!!!!!! MOVE YOUR BIG FAT FLANK YOU WINGED TUB OF LARD!!!!! oh my gosh i can’t beleve i said that oh mom is going to kill me
rd’s dad:snaps out of his train of tought yes sir! beakbraker yes!!
rd:smiles oh sprinkles will love this part of daddy
SOME TIME LATER WHEN THE NIGHT WAS ALL MOST OVER AND THE WAS DYING DOWN
“kiteflyer”: so as you princess.oh i mean luna i can help you with your nightmares and bad dreams
a loud booming noise coming form the north side of canterlot
rd: LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!!!
rd’s dad:scream in fear KITE HELP ME OUR LITTLE FILLY IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!
CRASH
PC: shYAYs bricks MOMMY!!!! runs and hides behind luna
PL: SISTER WHY MUST THOU DO THIS EVERYTIME SUCH A THING HAPPENS EVERYTIME!!!!!!! kicking her out form under her dress
kite:facehoofs and groans everytime this happens luna and celestia’s therapy bills are going to skyrocket again
sprinkles:shYAYs bricks and faints EVERYPONY GET DOWN IT’S THE WEDDING ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!
Le me(anonpon # 9132):eating my popcorn welp i know how this is going end but i’ll just let it play out
WHEN THE SUN WAS RASIED CELESTIA AND THE OTHER RUBBED THERE HEADS AS THERE HANGOVERS TACKLED THERE BODYS
ThE eNd Of ThIs OnEsHoT!!!!!! dIeS fRoM tHe LoLs whispers help me plz
Haha, it was the horn that got me :P
Oh crap, you’re right. I didn’t pay attention to the shade of azure and the purple eyes XD
This is Trixie. But I thought it was Dash as well :P
I believe you mean Dasher :U
I am not just a nitwit
Just because my nose glows
Why don’t I fit in?
At least you’ll go down in history.
No, not at all.
Yeah, but is Rainbow Dash a unicorn? Nnnnnnnnnope! ;)
I saw a Rainbow Dash tag when I commented on this…never would have guessed.
That’s Trixie.