My favorite~ 🤩

Fire the prostate gun!
 
I know how these work,  
I’m a ballistics expert ;)

Say Hello to My Little Pony!

@FanOfMostEverything  
Don’t put yourself down pal. This board is all about good art and funny references. Any post is worthwhile if it makes another person laugh or encourages them to think and learn. I chortled at your TF2 Heavy intro modification.  
 
Well done.

Addendum: I know this is nowhere as good as Pinkbeardedpony’s Gatlingmare’s Creed, but it needed to be done.

“I am Heavy Weapons Pie, and this is my Twilight.”  
“Pinkie.”  
“She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms—”  
“I do not!”  
“—and eats two-hundred-bit, custom-fried hayburgers at ten thousand noms per minute.”  
“That happened once.”  
“It costs four hundred thousand bits to feed this pony for twelve seconds.”  
“IT really doesn’t.”

@TheAntiCat  
 
You are too kind.

@Pinkbeardedpony  

This is my unicorn gatling gun (“UGG”). There are many like it, but this one is mine.
 
Twilight is my best friend. She is my life. I must respect her as I must respect myself.
 
Our friendship, without me, is useless. Without Twilight, our friendship is also useless.
 
I must fire my UGG true. I must shoot straighter than the changeling who is trying to steal my love.
 
I must pew pew him before he headbutts me. I will…
 
Twilight and I know that what counts in changeling invasions is not the lasers we fire, the noise of our spells, nor the magical auras we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…
 
My UGG is a pony, even as I, because she is my life. Thus, I will treat her as a sister. I will learn her weaknesses, her strengths, her quirks, her accessories, her horn and tail. I will keep my UGG happy and content, even as I am happy and content. We will become besties. We will…
 
Before Celestia, I swear this creed. My UGG and I are the defenders of my homeland. We are the masters of all meanypantses. We are the saviors of ponykind.
 
So be it, until victory is Equestria’s and there are no meanypantses, but friendship!

@Background Pony #41F0
 
“Twilight’s Judgment”

Best weapon in Fallout Equestria
 

….No comment.
 
Just a mere snort of amusement.

bringing a energy weapon to a hoof fight isee

I’m imagining Pinkie singing Heavy Breakfast Machine as she hauls an aggravated Twilight around.

“The shit I deal with.”