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Dan: No! No songs!  
Pinkie: Oooooooooooh~  
Dan: NO! STOP IT!  
Pinkie: When life give you lemons, you make lemonade~!  
Dan: I swear, I will set fire to your next three parties if you don’t stop!  
Pinkie: But when life gives Dan dairy, it ain’t no parade~!  
Dan: My lactose intolerance does not need a catchy jingle!
 
Words by Justice3442

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Background Pony #C61B
“Pinkie, what kind of moronic brain fart pill did you have to take to forget to mention that you sister Maud has a metal plate in her head?! I could have mistaken her for a robot!”
 
“But if she was a robot she would have drank from the bowl of moonshiney I left out for the robots. Besides, robots don’t impersonate ponies here, changelings do!”