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Background Pony #93E0
Mufasa: everything the light touches is our kingdom  
Simba: …But what is that shadowy place?  
Mufasa: many unspeakable things
Background Pony #0C3C
Well said James Earl Jones. Well said. Why are we even on derpibooru anyway? Okay this place is so f****ed up. I’m out.
Background Pony #ED7F
MEANTIME OVER IN DERPIBOORU:
 
 
“Yeaaah! What we s’posed ta do? Buck Celestia?”
 
…… S=) Precisely…
 
“Huh??”
 
 
Warning: Explicit  
They say that our virtues of temperance  
Are as wet as a filly’s inside  
Though bronies are dense, pay remembrance  
For our boners we will not hide
 
You’d think from our lustful expressions  
The thinking was not done upstairs  
But we can see past our erections  
When we’re staring at horses’ plot hairs
 
So prepare for the night of a lifetime  
Be prepared for superlative pain  
It won’t be romantic  
You might find it tantric  
“But what can we cover?”  
Just wince and bend over
 
Our images torrid  
And arguments horrid  
You’ll be caught with your pants down again  
What comes next is to be frank quite heinous  
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
Background Pony #83B9
Eh, personally I think /mlp/ would have been funnier, but it’s still a good joke.