It’s slim and aerodynamic, Dash. So your speed potential is 20% greater than a pegasi who didn’t have an aerodynamic rear.

@Background Pony #C0F3  
I feel you took way more out of that than I put in.
 
I was just trying to say it might not be the same standard for ponies, is all.

@Background Pony #C0F3  
Oh, and BTW, Principal Celestia from Equestria Girls (which is an abomination IMO, mind you) also wasn’t that plump at all, so there is your canon humanization of her.

@PonyPon  
I am pretty sure beauty standards in most parts of the world are focused on slimmer builds rather than huge asses and tits, that is an outdated thinking from back when medicine levels were low and fat/plump girls had higher chances of delivering a baby… Not to mention the fatter you were, the more high-class you looked. Nowadays most plump people just look awful and hint at abuse of MacDonald’s and the likes. USA is #1 world-wide in obesity rates, so naturally they are the ones who constantly try to re-introduce outdated standards back from Greece or whatever (together with gay stuff that was also present there).
 
Plus all your opinions are centered around Celestia being the beauty standard (which she is due to whatever mind-altering spells alicorns use) and her being fat. Now I don’t know about you, but I never saw her portrayed or hinted as being fat in the show. She is big and strong, yes, but if anything the third adjective would be ‘elegant’. Most fanworks also draw her exactly like that when in pony form, so the only reason for her to be drawn differently as a human is your personal preferences. Just don’t try disguising your own headcanons and likes as the universal truth derieved from the show, please.

@Background Pony #BA08  
For humans, but with no bust to compensate and the likes of Celestia as a beauty standard….

Aren’t girls supposed to be offended if some guy tells them their butt looks big? Wasn’t “Does this dress make my butt look big?” a toxic question not that long ago?

But… but I like it the way it is! :P

It is kinda small… OH GODS AH I’M SORRY! GET OFF ME!

Well you need to eat as much as Pinkie pie, that might slow you down though…

Nah, you have a nice and aerodynamic plot

@ExtremeSpeedSlowpoke  
Ah you know what, yeah I’m pretty sure it is. Thanks for the reminder.

I think this might be stoic