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Don’t get Tail Conditioner in your mane.

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Commander117

MAXIMUM OVERFLOOF
 
That sounds like a doomsday-scenario protocol:
 
“Sir, we’ve reached MAXIMUM OVERFLOOF!”  
“Very well, get civilians to the shelters.”  
“What about you sir?”  
“I’m going to hold them off, buy you some time.”  
“But sir! No one can survive that much cuteness for long!”  
“That’s a risk I’m going to have to take.”
 

 
There were no casualties that day, surprisingly; although reports of blood sugar spikes were a small cause for alarm.  
Thankfully, the floof subsided within the day, so damage was minimal.  
Rest assured, we will not be caught off-guard again.
Dragonpone
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@Cyborg_pony  
I tried submitting it, but my computer doesn’t want to cooperate with me and so it didn’t go through.  
Anyone’s free to upload it here, I just don’t like to post edits I do of other’s works.
TexasUberAlles
Duck - If report count was a score, he'd have the biggest score
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Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
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Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.

@Tyler_Cunn  
Straight up on the level, amigo; the whole point of conditioner is to make hair softer and smoother, both of which make it easier to cut cleanly. My beard is like a freakin’ wire brush– I could strip the paint off a bookshelf with two day’s growth– but it shaves clean and close without flensing all the flesh off my face by using conditioner; I just use a store brand version of Pantene Pro V, and it works either putting it on first and shaving at the the end of a shower or putting it on immediately after a shower and letting it sit for a few minutes. No shaving cream needed, it does that job already. My wife confirms it also works on legs hella better than plain shaving cream.
TexasUberAlles
Duck - If report count was a score, he'd have the biggest score
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.

Fun Fact™: Ordinary hair conditioner applied to your face (or whatever) and left to sit for a few minutes after you get out of a hot shower will give you the smoothest shave it is humanly possible to achieve.
Background Pony #1605
Mistakes were made, but in the end, there was probably no other way it was going to happen.