[06:00:00] - Begin simulation
[06:29:22] - Consciousness altered (WARNING: A deviation has occurred. Recommend going to Yellow Alert. Maintain visual contact.)
[06:30:10] - Morning routine (expand to view all events)
[06:46:15] - Departs location: SCC
[06:50:03] - Enters location: Marketplace
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[07:21:52] - Greeting issued to: Unit 0111
[07:21:52] - Conversation (expand to view dialogue)
[07:21:52] - (Subject 003): Hiya, Minuette!
[07:21:55] - (Unit 0111): Oh, hey, Pinkie! What’s up?
[07:22:00] - (Subject 003): Just got done doing a little shopping for the Cakes! How about you?
[07:22:07] - (Unit 0111): Oh, just out for a bit of a stroll. If I’m lucky, maybe I’ll see Lyra around but you know how much of a late sleeper she is.
[07:22:16] - (Subject 003): Huh, I just got the weirdest sense of déjà vu- Oh- (WARNING: MAJOR DEVIATION HAS OCCURRED. RECOMMEND GOING TO RED ALERT. INITIATE IMMEDIATE CYCLE SHUTDOWN.)
[07:22:22] - WARNING: UNEXPECTED CONVERSATION END
[07:22:22] - WARNING: Unit 0111 STABILITY LOWERED TO: 47%
[07:22:22] - WARNING: SIMULATED ENVIRONMENT STABILITY LOWERED TO: 72%
[07:22:22] - WARNING: LOST CONNECTION TO: Temperature Control
[07:22:22] - WARNING: LOST CONNECTION TO: Humidity Control
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. {Administrator’s note: The event log extends to around 7:24:48 at which point simulation breakdown was almost 87%.}
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Deviations reported: 682
Pinkie pie and 4 other subjects (possible all but one member of the main six) are people hooked up to a virtual reality simulation, with them being the only real people and everyone else (like colgate) being p-zombie computer simulations. But it seems that pinkie has figured out that she is in a sim. And is trying to break free
“in stasis” sort of implies a real thing, not a simulated pony.
“it is but a matter of time before we all perish.” isn’t what people say about computer programs.
“escape their chamber,” their hard disk?
so, those outside and inside the simulation are both ponies. they just have the subjects strapped in simulation chambers. it’s a “the matrix” / “truman show” sort of thing.
…except those subjects have devastating superpowers? “will ruin our image” is something I’d expect, or “will end up with us all behind bars” but “we all perish” is SCP level bullshiz
project… eternal… peace. strange name.
Swearing by Celestia and referring to Princess [REDACTED] suggest that those outside of the simulation are also ponies.
I actually interpreted it as Pinkie and the other 4 (mane 6 minus twi?) all exist IRL and they’re being kept in stasis and used to create MLP episodes.
Pinkie is in a computer simulation along with at least four others, apparently to keep the rest of ponykind safe. Her increasing awareness of her surroundings is corrupting the simulation in ever more drastic ways. Now she’s causing system failures.