@Bexar Bandito
 
TBH cars made after (whatever date it is) all have gearshift-brake interlocks so a kid can’t do that; the driver must press the brake pedal to shift from park. Still, there were millions of cars made without them and plenty are still around in 2016. It was a pretty poignant problem, at least 5 segments on Rescue 911 had it in some form.

She now works in a fast food chain making McFlurries.

Age 7. I once put our two cats in the bathroom by themselves because they really wanted to see eachother, and I thought my parents were so mean to seperate those two cats that just wanted to be friends!
 
Yeah…  
We got kittens.  
Turns out they were in the process of taking them to get fixed them before I did that.
 
I had a stern, educational talk from Mom and Dad.  
We fixed our cats afterwards and let them finally hang out with eachother. The kittens were very happy and got good homes…  
But that was not my best moment as a child.

@DoomPony  
i, uh… i did too. so did my sister. note to anyone here thinking about having kids: DO NOT leave them sitting next to any kind of gearshift. like, ever.

@Inkan1969  
I pulled down my underpants in public on three separate occasions. I was in a bad mood and punched some kid walking into a classroom and while talking to a teacher I was unaware his face was bleeding. I repeatedly hit a girl with a plastic pipe we were given in PE for a reason I’ve entirely forgotten. Pretty sure I was under 12 for each of those. 8D

@Inkan1969  
When my brother was two, he crashed a car, and not by distracting anyone; there wasn’t anyone else in the car.

Hey, it was an accident. Elsa took it much worst.

We ALL have embarrassing moments as tykes.

@SaintAbsol  
Shining: I was hypnotized! I didn’t have a choice!  
Flutter: I was a newborn foal! I didn’t have a choice!

@SaintAbsol  
“Hell, they named me after it.”

“Sure, my dad almost lets a race of bug-ponies invade because he couldn’t tell mom from a bad disguise, but I screw up as a baby and they NEVER let me live it down.”

Well, as a kid, I almost bowled a bowling ball into a plate glass window.