@Background Pony #FC35  
Well it was a reply to a comment about spike going to see thorax

@Prometheus labs CEO  
Maybe he should have asked Ocellus. She’s had practice, after all.  

@Omega_C  
Spike: hey there thorax
 
Thorax: hi spike! What’s wrong? You look sad
 
Spike: well turns out rarity and ember are lesbians, and with eachother no less
 
Thorax: wow, that’s rough buddy, sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
 
Spike: well, now that you mention it, there is… one thing you could do
 
Thorax: and what’s that?
 
Spike: u-uh, could you blushes… shapeshift into rarity
 
Thorax:…
 
Spike: oh come on, please, it’s not gay if you turn into a girl right, right?!
 
Thorax:…
 
Spike: I’m sorry! Im just in a bad place right now, please don’t be mad at me
 
Thorax: …okay, I’ll do it shapeshifts into rarity, in rarity’s voice do I look fabulous darling?
 
Spike: uuuuu-uuuu-uuh starts blushing madly

@Background Pony #93F6  

@Omega_C  
“And then spike was gay” tag triggered

@Background Pony #58B4 
According to Earth or according to Equestria? Wait, don’t answer that, I already know the response will be just another demonstration of limited knowledge. XD

Spike: You know what forget this Goes to see thorax

@VermiIIion
 
This comment X 1000. And I’m a Sparity fan.

@VermiIIion  
But then where would the fun be?

Just age up Spike if you want to ship him, goddamn.

My shipping charts rival those of showing Cadence as a shipping maniac. The four pictured is quickly growing to be one of my favorite poly ships.

@Rotul7  

 
What I literally said.  

 
Perhaps I’m wasting my time here.  

 
Yeah, funny thing…
 
I know a little more than you apparently. :^)

@DaKurgan  
So according to you, a dragon is old enough to be summoned to a life on the line competition along with other beasts but he’s not old enough to be shipped?
 
The fact that you’re writing certain shippers off as “butthurt Sparitards” doesn’t help you at all being “reasonable” when you yourself don’t know a damn thing about the ages of the ponies.

@Prof.NightJack  
If the show reference every minor detail from our world, even how to prepare plates and forks. They they most likely also have similar tules when it comes to underage relationships. And “baby” dragon is probably not an option for romance.

@DaKurgan  
I wasn’t moving goalpost, stating a fact when it comes to fiction that if a rule/law of the fictional world isn’t know or hinted at then we can’t really say what is and isn’t true on that rule/law, and when that is the case most use the real world view of it that may not be how it works in the fictional world.  
Also I don’t care what people say about shipping as I’m the kind that does it for fun and never makes a big deal of it.  
And we can have reasonable debates about it, it just needs all parties to be reasonable people, but that’s kind of hard.

@Prof.NightJack  
>Actully, we don’t know what is the age of adulthood and age of consent and stuff for the pony word  
Moving those goalposts, eh? I’m sure we’ll get a concrete answer when some butthurt Sparitard pesters Jim about that question.
 
Yes, you are technically correct, it is debatable.
 
What it is not, however, is reasonable debate. One side has actual evidence, the other has “evidence” and “Well, prove this to me.”

@DaKurgan  
Actully, we don’t know what is the age of adulthood and age of consent and stuff for the pony word so it might not actually be that. :P
 
 
But no really, it’s a fictional world and we only know how that world works from what we see and are told, and in this case we don’t know what counts as “underage” so all labeling of it being pedo and so forth are all based on how it is seen in our world.  
Not saying you are wrong to say “Spike/any mare is shota” but that you are technically worng about it not being debatable.

Looking over at these comments. Typical.
 
“Spike/any mare is pedo.”  
“Nuh-uh.”  
“Spike is a child tho~~”  
“NO!!! NO! NOOOOOO!!! YOU CANT SAY FOR SURE HOW OLD SPIKE IS! <insert long rambling over-analysis of -show evidence~~ headcannon>  
Creators of Spike’s character literally saying “He is a child.”  
“M-m-muh ship…” <looks up some titaniumpony pics>
 
You can ship whatever the hell you want, but Spike/any mare is shota. That’s not debatable.

@RektPony  
 
What’s your point? You know as much as we do….and that’s not a damn thing! You’re going to harp on every word somebody says each in every time they post a tweet?
 

 
@CyrilUnicorn  
Honestly, that would have made it a better picture. I’m not sure if your author intent was to express distaste or hatred for Spike or not, but it does seems like it with him on the side like that.

@Background Pony #C691  
Like the Blueblood x Spoiled Rich shippers, since they’re obviously made for each other.

@dsagent  
Hmmm… good idea)

@Background Pony #4C18  
Even if there is a lack of chemistry, there would still be someone that shipps two characters. If nothing else but for comedic value or just cause. Also, i dont mind shippers.