“Okay okay, here me out, CRYSTALS.”

I wish!!!

@Phantom Rider
 
Yes. Yes he is writing that down.

“The world will be mine! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! …you’re not writing this down, are you?”

@FilthyRichFan25
 
My Little Tyrant: Sombra Takes Manehattan

all right!!! sombra’s in manehattan!!! XD

@Sparrow9612  
Hell if I know, I just grabbed that to prove it was an actual thing.

@Scrounge
 
I stand corrected. So what exactly were the crystals in the coffee?

@Sparrow9612  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRrav4Jeew4

@Scrounge
 
*Foalgers for the pun of it, and coffee is made from grounds, not crystals
 
Sombra zaps the diner counter to make some crystals grow out, only to find that a coffee plant has sprouted instead, to the shock of the cashier.

We’ve replaced King Sombra’s dark magic with Folger’s Coffee Crystals. Let’s see if he notices.

@hooon
 
Radiant Hope is probably elsewhere in Manehattan, maybe shopping while Sombra attends the interview.

@FanOfMostEverything  
“Probably because you tried mind-controlling them?”  
“What was that?”  
“Nothing. Nothing at all.”

Where’s Radiant Hope?

“The clothier clearly had neither the will nor the ability to properly subjugate her babbling underling, much less put that arrogant waste of flesh who called himself her landlord in his place. And yet, when I charitably offered to lend my services, suddenly I was the one in the wrong. I just don’t understand mares. I’ve seen her work. She may be a simpering, soft-hearted puppet of the false gods, but I can appreciate talent when I see it. She deserved better than that.”