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Champions of Equestria

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Twilight: “It was a few years later when I remembered that incident and realized exactly what those books were. I couldn’t look Princess Celestia in the eye for a week. I mean, who keeps world-destroying artifacts in their trashy romance novel room?!”

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Background Pony #C2C0
“Who keeps world-destroying artifacts in their trashy romance novel room?!”
The same person who keeps one of their major enemies in the castle garden, or leaves a cosmic keystone in the woods with no defenses at all…
 
I mean, if you think about it, it’s…actually kind of brilliant.
 
Seriously, who in their right mind would ever look in the room where you keep your trashy romance novels for world-ending artifacts?
 
As for Discord, well, this way she can keep an eye on him and not have to worry about some schmuck either accidentally knocking it into a lava pit or something like that.
 
Hiding world ending stuff in plain sight works because, well, most of the time aspiring thieves or villains think this stuff is actually hidden in some far off prison, heavily guarded vault, Volcano of doom or something like that.
Background Pony #2AEB
Well, in theory, the vault of apocalyptic artifacts would be a great place to keep your, ahem, “romance novels”. Of course, given that it didn’t seem to have any actual security…
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“Who keeps world-destroying artifacts in their trashy romance novel room?!”
 
The same person who keeps one of their major enemies in the castle garden, or leaves a cosmic keystone in the woods with no defenses at all…
 
 
@mbeeston  
Obviously the scepter exists outside of time, thus can appear anywhere it wants.