Twilight: “It was a few years later when I remembered that incident and realized exactly what those books were. I couldn’t look Princess Celestia in the eye for a week. I mean, who keeps world-destroying artifacts in their trashy romance novel room?!”
“Who keeps world-destroying artifacts in their trashy romance novel room?!”
The same person who keeps one of their major enemies in the castle garden, or leaves a cosmic keystone in the woods with no defenses at all…
I mean, if you think about it, it’s…actually kind of brilliant.
Seriously, who in their right mind would ever look in the room where you keep your trashy romance novels for world-ending artifacts?
As for Discord, well, this way she can keep an eye on him and not have to worry about some schmuck either accidentally knocking it into a lava pit or something like that.
Hiding world ending stuff in plain sight works because, well, most of the time aspiring thieves or villains think this stuff is actually hidden in some far off prison, heavily guarded vault, Volcano of doom or something like that.
Well, in theory, the vault of apocalyptic artifacts would be a great place to keep your, ahem, “romance novels”. Of course, given that it didn’t seem to have any actual security…
Well it was either there or her sock drawer. At least this looks nicer and leads to less awkward questions. Also, does this mean Twilight’s Scepter is an OOPart?
I’m actually surprised that alexa hasn’t been included in this room!
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Apparently not…
Just don’t ask her if someone else is listening, she doesn’t like that
I once told Alexa ‘that’s no moon’, and she said it was a bad day for Alderaan.
Yes, a tiny one, for destroying a tiny alderaan
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Oh, wait! Is that the death star?!
Eldritch porno, now that’s what I call Brian hemorrhaging
And also pornos, because everyone knows you need more pornos.
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I mean, if you think about it, it’s…actually kind of brilliant.
Seriously, who in their right mind would ever look in the room where you keep your trashy romance novels for world-ending artifacts?
As for Discord, well, this way she can keep an eye on him and not have to worry about some schmuck either accidentally knocking it into a lava pit or something like that.
Hiding world ending stuff in plain sight works because, well, most of the time aspiring thieves or villains think this stuff is actually hidden in some far off prison, heavily guarded vault, Volcano of doom or something like that.
I can see why, since they both have pigtails XD
However, I can spot that sailor outfit from here.
@Spiritus Arcane
Perhaps Discord simply teleported the scepter from the room into Twilight’s hoof. It was there the whole time.
@Dirty Bit
I thought it was Pacific Glow.
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The same person who keeps one of their major enemies in the castle garden, or leaves a cosmic keystone in the woods with no defenses at all…
@mbeeston
Obviously the scepter exists outside of time, thus can appear anywhere it wants.
oh she just looked forward in the timeline she sung a song in and made it early :bleh: