It still needs to be higher so it doesn’t look like it’s coming out of her butt.

“Oh, hello there. I’m Special Agent Pie.”
 
“And I’m Secret Agent Sparkle.”
 
“…Sparkle, get out of the way”
 
“Oh, sorry.”
 
“We all had a lot of fun here tonight, (and so did Sparkle’s mom.)”
 
“What was that?”
 
“Nothing, I said ‘Hey, What’s up?’  
But of course, we all know that Ponynet-porn addiction is a serious problem.”
 
“The best course of action to take if this problem persists is to be shot in the crotch, like so.”
 
“Here you go, buddy.”
 
“AH”
 
“Shh…The only way to overcome your addiction is to have Pie shoot you in the crotch.”
 
“AH! UGH!”
 
“We also find this works with Gem and Cider-Addiction.”
 
“As well as addiction to Muffins, and Derpibooru”
 
“And as for Sparkle’s mom…
 
Well…No amount of crotch shooting will stop her from being a whore.”
 
“AH!”
 
(Source)

 
When Equestria needs a hero…  
When Friendship stands alone…  
When Harmony needs to be upheld, there’s only one place to turn.
 
Through the cover of night, Equestria’s top agents will defend our Liberty, from those who wish us harm.
 
Let us join Special-Agent Pie and Secret-Agent Sparkle,
 
Two of the finest official, unofficial Splinter Cells!