At least we’re not racist!

Pinky: I am not a pony, no mark, no name.  
Apple: Spider. Sing. What its not gonna be some OP Spider man thing.  
????: Through Fire Justice is served, A hero with shining armor on call, to punish evil forces we are in charge. Mischief Makers N64.  
Blue: Ignore them.  
Princess C: Awesome?  
Dash: Rook god of games.  
Shy: Ill try and enjoy most of them but coconut.  
Discord: Being attracted to MLP characters.  
Twilight: More that we are beings of chaos that get into too many arguments and forget the basic fact that we all live on this planet and should work together.

Pinkie:Earth, One-up, NES remote.  
Apple: cat, cap all day and ignore you.  
Kimono: Remember, remember!  
The fifth of November,  
The Gunpowder treason and plot;  
I know of no reason  
Why the Gunpowder treason  
Should ever be forgot!  
Blueblood: stupid questions like “How did you draw that?”  
Celestia: Boner wanna go out?  
Rainbow: Spongieus, god of imagination.  
Fluttershy: Both are good  
Discord: Heights  
Twilight: Looks aroundSigh** Sometimes I feel your right.

Pinkie: Double Dare, earth pony, A spade.  
Applejack:Axolotl, Regeneration.  
Kimono: posses the right thinking, only then can you receive the gifts of strength, knowledge and peace.  
Blueblood: not answering when asked a question.  
Celestia: umm…ok one question did you always have both?  
Rainbow: Fartigus god of flatulance.  
Fluttershy: yes, both infact.  
Discord: fear itself.  
Twilight:……….YOU RACIST BITCH!!!!!!

Pinkie: well, i’ll be Table Top, i’m a earth pony, but i don’t have a cutie mark, yet  
Applejack: Spiderman, and do what a spider can.(sorry, i couldn’t resist)  
Kimono: “Yes! I am invencible!”, as said by Boris Grishenko  
Blueblood: SPAM!  
Molestia: Neat.  
Rainbow Dash: Reply hazy, try again.  
Fluttershy: eggplant  
Discord: snakes…  
Twilight Sparkle: after Chernobyl and WWII? Of course!

Pinkie: An Earth pony by the name of Glass Pan. No Cutie Mark because of a curse.  
Applejack: Cheetah. Increased agility.  
Kimono:“Have I ever told you the definition… of insanity?”  
Blueblood: Stealing someones stuff, then denying doing so.  
Molestia: Dont care if its a girl or not. You got a dick, I aint sleeping with ya. Being friends, on the other hand...   Rainbow Dash: Ill get back to you later.  
Fluttershy: I have watermelon.  
Discord: Being unable to protect my family.  
Twilight: I reject your reality, and substitute my own!

Pinkie: Human.  
Applejack: Dragon. Fly and breathe fire.  
Kimono, right? Well…‘Henshin’. Word just sticks with me for some reason.  
Blueblood: Go to hell, you incompetent louse.  
Trollestia: I have nothing to say to you. Where’s Celestia?  
Rainbow Dash: Ekmi̱dénisi̱. Destruction.  
Fluttershy: Bananas. (No jokes about my sexuality, please.) They’re the only fruit I like to eat as is.  
Discord: Seriously? Why would I tell you that?  
Twilight: The f*** crawled up your ass?

Rainbow: Tetricus, God of Blocks

My answer to the third question is this: “The true world revealed / Weaknesses now known to me / Time to go to work.”

Pinkie: I’m a human.  
Applejack: Spider! Wait, a living dollar bill gave me the power to manifest money.  
Purple Bonanza: “We fight or we die.” - Commander Shepard (smh) or the quote where God says Adam and Eve got to hop up out of his garden.  
Blueblood: Say they did something embarrassing; around other people, this works wonders. You just have to have a story.  
Celestia: Girlfriend - “Well this is a surprise.” Close Friend - “How the fuck did that happen?”  
Rainbow: Biggus Dickus. Lord of Whales  
Flutters: Fruits, definitely.  
Discord: Ponies.  
Twilight: I used to think you were cool!

Pinkie: Unicorn. Zam. Don’t have a cutie mark, since I still haven’t discovered my special talent.  
AJ: Oh noes! A radioactive robot bit me and now I have the powers of laser vision.  
Kimono: Tough one. I’m gonna have to go with this. “The heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in. But I’ve learned that deep down, there’s a light that never goes out!”  
Blueblood: I try not to piss folks off, or else I’d run the risk of getting horribly slaughtered.  
Celestia: No comment.  
Dash: Not sure what my name would be, but my power would probably be something like make food from nothingness.  
Fluttershy: You mean my favorites? I like most fruits, but my favorite would be apples. Pretty much hate all vegetables, unless you count pumpkin pie.  
Discord: Bees. Ever since I was stung as a child, I’ve always been uncomfortable around bees. Oh, and the possibility of the world ending on December 22 also bothers me.  
Twilight: I’ve already acknowledged that every human being, myself included, is an idiot.

Right, from top to bottom:
 
You can call me FOME (pronounced “foam.) As a nonpony, I am sadly without cutie mark, thus leaving my special talent eternally uncertain and ambiguous. Y’know what’d help with that? A party.
 
Platypus; mix and match my anatomy
 
“I knew I’d find a use for all that newt spittle!”
 
I prefer not to, but when I must? Calmly list the myriad ways in which they fail.
 
Um… good for you? We are just friends, right?
 
Emphatikos, god of enthusiasm, amusing trivia, and quesadillas.
 
None to declare, though I will gladly accept any blueberries you’re offering.
 
Oh, like I’m going to tell you.  
…Fine. Neurodegenerative disease.
 
You are aware that, as a horse, you are naturally incapable of tool use and higher cognitive function? Isn’t it funny how inaccurate one’s preconceptions of another species can be?

@terry  
that’s the thing though… is not from the Egyptian bible, it’s from the Christian bible.  
shits intense, yo

I is a tiger. I make the roars.  
Dracula. Nuclear Bite.  
Couldn’t decide.  
“Oh, what’s that? You’re in a rush to cut everyone off? Your call is more important than other people’s lives? Why don’t I just chamge my speed a bit and box you in between me and this other guy? :D “  
Science.  
Testosticlies, God of Fucking  
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, dee-dle-dee-dee~  
Being alone.  
How ’bout that Want It Need It Spell, Twi?

Pinkie Pie: I’ll be an unicorn and my name is Pastry, although that’s more from the color of my coat than based upon my talent. My CM would be a pencil and a dice.
 
Applejack: I now got the power to glow greenish in the dark. That’ll save me alot of bits on electricity during winter.
 
Kimono: You will not get anywhere in life if you do not take a step forward.
 
Blueblood: Apparently I piss people off without intending to do so. Sadly really, becaurse unless they tell me that I’m being a pain, I won’t know. And if I don’t know, then how can I try to stop?
 
Princess Celestia: First responce would be “That explains alot.” The next would be “Challenge accepted.”
 
Rainbow Dash: Skauberion, The Creater of Headcanons.
 
Fluttershy: Apples are my favorite, but I’m not picky.
 
Discord: Physical pressure. As in, to become immobile. It’s a kind of claustrophobia I think, but more physical.
 
Twilight Sparkle: Most are, some are not.

Pinkie: Earth Pony. Splinter. My Cutie Mark is a disembodied finger with a splinter in it. My special talent is removing splinters with my bare hooves.
 
AJ: I’ve been bitten by a radioactive spider! Now I have the power to go blind, become sterile, poop blood, have my hair fall out in clumps, and die horribly of cancer!
 
Kimono: “At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step behind the tape. John claims that here he told the guards that he could not speak English and when that failed to persuade them, he fa…ked a violent seizure. I am unclear as to the purpose of this part of his plan. John flung himself down and began rolling around in the snow, thrashing his limbs about and screaming “EL SEIZURE!!! NO ES BUENO!!!” in a Mexican accent.”
 
Blueblood: I don’t go around pissing people off in general.
 
Celestia: Good for her.
 
Rainbow:  
>Grecian  
Oh Rainbow, you’re such a moron.  
I’d be Apatheia, God of Not Giving a Single Fuck.
 
Fluttershy: I’m not picky. Apples, bananas, oranges, grapes, carrots, broccoli, salads, cherries, strawberries, peaches, celery…
 
Discord: Economic failure for the most part. And snakes. Fucking rattlers in this town, man…
 
Twilight: Well, if it ain’t the pot calling the kettle black.

Pinkie: I’m a Unicorn pony called Azure Thunder and my Mark is a blue lightning bolt.
 
Applejack: I got bit by a radioactive Alien tentacle Monster, now I have the power to #CENSORED# multiple women.
 
Kimono: “It’s Morphin’ Time!”
 
Blueblood: Teabagging.
 
Molestia / Celestia: Introduce her to one of my bisexual female friends.
 
Rainbow Dash: I AM FUCKERUS THE GOD OF MAKING LOVE TO WOMEN!
 
Fluttershy: Carrots.
 
Discord: Wasps.
 
Twilight: Some more then others.

Wait, I totally misread A’s thing,
 
Oh no, I got bit by a radioactive fruit bat! Now I have the power to sleep upside down!

PP: Feral Socks, Pegasus, a pair of socks
 
AJ: I should probably find something to put this in.
 
Rarity: “Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe” from Minecraft
 
BB: I don’t like pissing people off, but if I had to I’d probably fill their house with pumpkins.
 
Molly: Irrelevant, I have no romantic interests in her.
 
RD: Romulus, god of potential life.
 
FS: Pears, bananas, or carrots.
 
Discord: Crowds. Spiders. Crowds of spiders.
 
TS: Well you can suck 37 dicks.

I like these things too much.
 
PP: Unicorn, Trotsky (original, I know), a pick-axe.
 
AJ. Imma say crocodile, that way I’d be immune to getting HIV.
 
Ki: Too many to count. If I had to, I’d say “You give me a fish, I eat for a day. You teach me to fish, and I slaughter every fucking Bigfoot.”
 
BB: Be as condescending as humanly possible.
 
PC: “Meh.”
 
RD: I’d be Nicodemus, God of Cunnilingus.
 
FS: Too many, but especially apples and tomatoes.
 
Discord: The feeling of being ultimately alone and isolated from loved ones. Also, spiders.
 
TS: Tell me something I don’t know you purple freak.

PP: If I were a pony? Earth. Solitude seems like a good enough pony-ish name. Cutie mark? Mountain peak, maybe?
 
AJ: Got bit by a radioactive videogame console. I now have the power of every videogame character ever.
 
Kimono: Got too many of those. Lessee, random pick.  
“We were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, you ape: We never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.”
 
BB: None. I don’t like pissing people off.
 
Celestia: …When the hell did I get a female friend?
 
RD: Procrastinakles, god of doing nothing productive all day.
 
FS: Both, but not everything and not enough as I should.
 
Discord: Plenty. A slow, helpless death for me or something happening to members of my family are at the top of the list.
 
Twilight: Preaching to the choir, babe.

@Background Pony Yeah just keep telling yourself that spoiled sport.

Seems like the whole quiz is just a vehicle to ask question 5 without seeming like he’s fetish-fishing.

Honest answers.
 
Pinkie: Earth pony,Rusty Nails, A rusted screw and screwdriver across each other.
 
Applejack:Radioactive Fly, I now have the power to annoy people.
 
Kimono: Jon Lennon “Imagine all the people, living life in peace.”
 
Blueblood: Repeat everything they say way beyond the point of being funny.
 
Celestia: I’d be a little surprised then probably still be together.
 
Dash: I am Zombis, God of the immortal dead.
 
Fluttershy: I’m said to tell you no. Sorry.
 
Discord: Being immortal and then being buried alive.
 
Twilight: I accept my stupidity and reject your reality.

@Maroonbunyip y’know I would point out that the “Purple Thingo” Pony is Kimono but I’m too distracted by that clip from the Egyptian bible there to care what the fuck is that?