Damn, Derpy. I never knew you were that sexy.

Derpy: I’m sorry that happened to you, Rainbow Dash.  
Rainbow Dash: Me too.  
Derpy: You’re the most adult person I know!  
Rainbow Dash: Thanks, Derpy.  
Derpy: You know how grandma’s are, they love babies. You just can’t act like a baby around her!  
Rainbow Dash: You’re right, Derpy!  
Derpy: Have I ever not been right?  
(cut to a picture of Rainbow on a giant red firecracker, a picture of Rainbow with a giant funnel in her mouth while Derpy holds a giant muffin, and a picture of Rainbow Dash and Derpy in black bra, panties and bunny ears while a wolf whistle is heard in the background)

@rdibp  
Good, but I still think it needs some free form jazz

Dem legs.

Gotta love how Derpy’s hips are wider than Dash’s.

When in doubt, pinkie out.  
–Eww… >.<;

Im starting to like this type of animation

One of my crackpot head-canons is that Derpy is Rainbow Dash’s sister, and RD refuses to admit it in public because she thinks Derpy is just too uncool to be related to. Comics like this just reinforce that notion.

Now you must acquire a taste for freeform jazz.

Tax exemption!

Derpy: Have I ever not been right? (cut to a picture of Rainbow on a giant red firecracker, a picture of Rainbow with a giant funnel in her mouth while Derpy holds a giant muffin, and a picture of Rainbow Dash and Derpy in black bra, panties and bunny ears while a wolf whistle is heard in the background)

I see I see.