“Looks like I’m gettin’ laid! Huzzah!”
seriously, YOU could get laid anytime you want, I bet there’s fans in your area that would love to help you with that xD
That’s nothing. You should see how many hot singles are in my local area. They are all just waiting to meet me, and they are all crazy horny and in need of a good night of steamy love making.
They appears in Deviantart fav comments as well.
Hit the shower, m8!
What? M-80? OH CRA💣ded
I PEED MYSELF
AJ: “Where’s Nigeria and why in the hay does their prince wanna send me so much money?”
Rarity: “Perhaps he just really likes your orchard’s apples, darling.”
AJ: “Well gosh, Ah can’t imagine anypony who doesn’t!”
[Appul credit card info gets sent again]
seriously, YOU could get laid anytime you want, I bet there’s fans in your area that would love to help you with that xD
scams
so many scams
Luckily my emails are clean
It’s a scam
Wat R U Doin
Appul Pone
Stahp
@Mike
Apple horse, stahp!
@Badheart
Sound advice. But, I’m content with my single life.
You can never have enough cute AJ.
T’was the exact inspiration for this pic. Also cute AJ. I never need an excuse for that.
Let them hit on you.
That way, it’s fair game.
I walked a couple of Latinas home one night in So-Cal. Man, guys were hitting on them left and right. I felt like a pimp daddy 😑
The motto here is to abandon all hope and let the best happen instead of chasing it.
Edited because: Motto.
All the local singles lost interest when I installed adblock.
Edited
Hey if I didn’t take some things seriously then it wouldn’t open up old memes like that.