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Fluttershy:
 
I don’t mean to be rude, but you need to understand  
I’m not in mood, making animals fight will get you my back hand!
 
Please stop making these cutie pies fight!  
Or else you feel my Saddle Rager might!
 
You try your best to amuse,  
But you like all your leagues you’ll lose.
 
Ash:
 
You wanna battle me?  
Oh this’ll be easy!
 
You’re pretty brave to take on a guy with lethal creatures!  
Bet Dashie’s only your friend because of your features!
 
I’m an athlete at this sport of friendship and trust!  
How many guys see you as a picture of lust?
 
Fluttershy begins crying, but then friends step in.
 
Rainbow Dash:
 
No-one makes Fluttershy cry!  
Instead of fainting, how about you die?
 
AJ:
 
To tell you the truth, you never get the girl.  
Your oblivious ability makes me wanna hurl.
 
Rarity:
 
Your design gets worse everytime.  
Original outfits are always sablime.
 
Pinkie:
 
I choose fire type because I’m about to drop a burn.  
The writers never let you learn.
 
Twilight:
 
After 6 leagues we hoped you were gonna win,  
But runner-up is an unacceptable sin!
 
Sunset:
 
You take so many L’s I thought you were Luigi!  
But no you’re worse, you’re Waluigi!
 
Spike:
 
To wrap this up, I’m cuter than Pikachu!  
Disagree, and these girls will come at you.
 
Ash:
 
You think I’d come here with any back up?  
Squad, make these pony girls shut-up!
 
Brock:
 
Ash is gonna learn this time around because he’s heading to school!
 
Misty:
 
He’s already proven in the 1st episode that he’s so cool!
 
Tracey:
 
I’ll sketch how the humane 7 and their dog all lost!
 
May:
 
Challenging trainers without your own Pokemon is a high cost!
 
Max:
 
Make all the Delia and Oak jokes you want, he aint getting in her!
 
Dawn:
 
Poet guy’s old, so he can’t get it up either.
 
Cilan:
 
Such zesty words and here comes some more.
 
Iris:
 
Your dragon in the pony world is truly a bore.
 
Spike: Hey!
 
Clemont:
 
You’re not allowed to have love interests because the unattractive men watching will get angry!
 
Bonnie:
 
Especially when they introduced Flash Sentry.
 
Serena:
 
Never get the girl? I’m Ash’s bae!  
Unlike Twilight, my offscreen kiss is a memory that’ll always stay!
 
Fluttershy:
 
So you have more friends, doesn’t really matter,  
Especially when we have Rainbow Power!
 
Then they Rainbowfy.
 
Ash:
 
The final ace in the hholeis my friend Arceus.
 
Arceus appears.
 
I got school, I don’t need to see this.
Dirty Bit
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That's him, officer
Ash’s new design in Sun and Moon is gonna take some getting used to.
 
Also, Charles Darwin owned Ash in ERB XD