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I imagine a world where ponies replace technology, a world where death won’t be because of silly wars over oil, but instead from severe cases of adorabetes.
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I feel like they would be given at random to people who need them, instead of stores, a random appliance pony would appear on your doorstep.
At least we have something to do this time.
Proceed to cuddle with the ponies
“Damnit, snowed in again…”
Oh my god, i didn’t think of the store you buy them in.
That feels like going to a pet shop…
I just want to get one of these, when she wakes me up in the morning, i’d pick her up and brush her mane while i’m eating breakfast, still groggy from waking up.
And just imagine whenever you go out shopping for appliances. Row after row, in aisle after aisle, filled with tiny ponies wanting you to buy them, going “me me, pick me!” yet only one of them will be chosen while the rest will have their hearts broken.
Even the appliances you’re not there to buy will try to get your attention, only to be disappointed and sad when you just walk by (with no small amount of willpower on your part from stopping yourself from just buying ponies you don’t need, and a lot of the time, you will probably lose that struggle and end up buying more ponies than you had planned)
Shopping will no longer just kill your wallet, but you as well
… I’m making myself sad… I just wanted to look at cute, silly ponies doing cute and silly things…
Even worse than that is the outmoding. Eventually there will be better models, and then what? Do you replace your loyal, hardworking appliance? Or do you keep them, and eventually get stuck in some strange world where everything in your house is over a decade out of date and practically useless by modern standards?
And don’t even think about having both at the same time. Not unless you want them to start fighting constantly about who should really be doing their job. They’re very territorial.
Instead of throwing broken things in the garbage, you’re giving them funerals
The price for a world of irresistible cuteness is a costly one
Boop her nose.