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Fili-Second: “But I have something in my life that I just can’t escape and now, I need your help. I really love collecting badges for the Fily Scouts. Sometimes all I can think about is badges, even when I’m supposed to do my schoolwork or cleaning around my house. I’ll look over to my stash and I can’t help but look at what badges I still need. What should I do?” Well Lily, first of all, I’m really impressed you can type a really long message using those tiny little buttons~.  
Fancy: And secondly, it sounds you’re having a problem with temptation!  
Fili-Second: Temptation? What’s that?

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Fili-Second:And Lily writes, “Dear Fili-Second,I just love watching you help people escape fibs and rumors.” Don’t mention it Lily. All a part of being a super hero.

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Fili-Second: Please, ma’am! Stand aside! We don’t want innocent bystanders getting hurt!  
Twilight: …gets rammed by Fili-Second’s speed Ahhh! off-screen crash  
Fancy: Our text message comes from Lily Longstockings of Stockbridge, Maresachussets.

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Twilight:Guys that’s enough. Can we just stick with the script?

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*Fili-Second

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Twilight: Frail? Help-Pinkie, what are you up to?  
Fancy: We have a text message from Lily-  
Twilight: A text message?  
Pinkie: It’s the latest thing~. Cool, huh?

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Fili-Second:Don’t Worry Frail Helpless Unicorn. We’ve got it all under control.

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Twilight: Hey, wait a minute! That’s my line!

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Fancy Pants:And I’m Fancy Pants. Fili Second’s upgrader. And we’re here to answer your questions.

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Fili-Second then grabs her assistant, who I’m not sure who it is in this case, since Twilight’s Masked Matterhorn

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Twilight:What’s going on Pinkie?

Twilight: Hi, everypony%. And welcome to PonyTales%! I’m Twilight Sparkle~,  
Fili-Second: And I’m Fili-Second.

“Remember kid. With great chocolate, comes great responsibility.”