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bitch I drink moonshine like a lonely girl eats chocolate
my livers so fucked up i’m turning black
Truth is, I never drank alcoholic cider before.
Alright. Gets on the phone, looks up library in the phone book and finds golden oaks library, calls the number
Me: Hello?
Spike: Hello, this is golden oaks library.
Me: Uh, yes. Is Twilight there?
Spike: Yes, but she’s busy at the moment. (Sounds of moaning in the background)
Me: Uh-huh. Ok. Tell her that Nightjack is in need of a ride home and he’s drunk out of his gourd.
Spike: OK, I’ll tell he-(Twilight)Spike get back here! I need you!
Spike: Oh, um.. sorry. I have to go. I’ll give her the message. Bye.
OK then… I guess she got the message.
But there isn’t a bus in Pon-hic-Ponyville….
Just call Twi-hic-Twilight I live next to%(under)% the li-hic-library.
I’d walk you home.. but I don’t know where you live.
But here, Hands you a buss ticket That should get you home nicely.
Your not
hiccarrying them an-hic-anywhere, I’ll just teleport them home.hic(tries to teleport, goggles disappear)
HAY
hicwho stole my goggles!I don’t think I can carry both of them. But oh well.
BAP!
Zzzzzzzzzzz
Grabs applejack and goes to carry her home, in my arms, princess style :3
hic
Go back home!
hic
Coward!
hic
I looooove you so much you fine mare~
Head hits bar table
Zzzzzzzzzz
Hic hic!
-commands!
Ugh we need to get back to the palace… So sloshed…
hic
Ah saw you hic fall off the bar stool before me!
Your both dr-hic-drunk, I win! HIC
hic
Ugh, bull… Thou showed signs of drowsiness seconds before Us.
Ah still say I hic won…
10 bits says you break first.
An undisclosed and careless amount of alcoholic apples later
(falls over bar stool)
But I already drank 4 ke-hic-kegs.
Thou art prideful…