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Background Pony #EF92
@Dirty Bit
 
Remember, Vinyl asked Spike about Starlight twice, she didn’t ask him if he liked any of the other mares more than once.
Background Pony #EF92
Starlight: hey Spike, I’ll let you eat my “salad” if you let me eat that amazing “breadstick” of yours 😉
 
Spike: DEAL! 😍
raw19
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

I Open at the Close
@redweasel
 
Yeah, i suppose. But, if you only ever had a short-term goal in mind, say lose enough pounds to fit into this new dress/suit in time for your High School Reunion, and you accomplish said goal then i’d call that a successful diet.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@raw19
 
it’s doomed to fail, because diets can’t last forever. after they “work” people end up making back the weight they lost, and more.
 
you’re basically trying to convince your body it doesn’t need to store up fat, by starving yourself.
raw19
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

I Open at the Close
@Dirty Bit
 
I’m positive i’ve seen one or two diets work successfully. It may not be easy but it shouldn’t be impossible and thus doomed to fail.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@sejox
 
eyes on what target? the salad? twilight’s the only one looking at her prize, and it’s a pretty sucky prize. eyes on the prize kind of implies the person looking actually wants what they’re looking at.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@CastorOil
 
I almost never use dressing, but actually salad dressing is good for losing weight. just get a dressing that doesn’t have a lot of sugar in it. oil and vinegar and such. the oil will satisfy your body’s hunger, while making it easy to get a bunch of vitamins and fiber in the tasty greens.
 
it’s sure a lot healthier than getting your calories from noodles or white rice.