Te amo Whatthehell!?
 
Hazme un hijo

@Deserter  
And I just realized there’s already an English version.

SS - “C’mon Adagio, working with me isn’t gonna be so bad.”
 
AD - “Yeah sure, it’ll very easy to work with the person who took my powers and turned me into the pathetic and unfortunate creature I am now.”
 
SS - “You’re gonna see how gratifying it is to cook.”
 
AD - “Yeah, sure! It’s gratifying to boil and slice up other creatures while they’re still alive to serve their massacred bodies to a bunch of psychotic bipeds.”
 
SS - “Hey, don’t be so hard on me, we’re humans now and thees bodies need to feed, and on top of that we need to adapt to the different customs of this world.”
 
AD - “They call me a monster, but you’re the sanctimonious pony who’s pretending to be a vegetarian.”
 
SS - “Look, you have the opportunity to correct your mistakes and learn about friendship, and you can work and live with me.”
 
SS - “Of course, I can’t pay with with money, but I can give you accommodations and food, maybe at times we’ll have to eat the leftovers from the day, but you’ll see it’ll be a marvelous experience.”
 
AD - “Goddamned bastard!”
 
SS - “What’d you say?”
 
AD - “Pass the mustard.”