@Darth Sonic
I also only really find horse anuses hot. Humans have such bland anuses. Actually, our everything down there is pretty dull compared to horses. Shame real horses aren’t sapient. Not to mention kind of gross. Ugh.
I know some folk who try to circumvent the boredom of lube by using oils, which tend to be sexy in a way lube isn’t. Though I’m less than confident on how medically safe that is.
So yeah, sorry you can’t really indulge your fantasies here.
Have you actually tried it?
I also only really find horse anuses hot. Humans have such bland anuses. Actually, our everything down there is pretty dull compared to horses. Shame real horses aren’t sapient. Not to mention kind of gross. Ugh.
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Do you poop semen?
Because taking a good shit feels nice?
Ah. Sorry about that.
I know some folk who try to circumvent the boredom of lube by using oils, which tend to be sexy in a way lube isn’t. Though I’m less than confident on how medically safe that is.
So yeah, sorry you can’t really indulge your fantasies here.
Pain.
… Isn’t that a plus when done right, though?
Or are we only talking about pain when speaking of sensitivity?
My butt is too sensitive for that.
what about using a vibrator anally while regular sex in tandem?
Yes it is. I may love fictional anal a lot, but real anal takes too much preparation for too little reward.
That and take your sweet time, sirs. ;)
Never forget.