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So what’s geno…
 
*Genophobia = the fear of sex
 
Yes, sex and clop to me is like spiders to an arachnophobe.
 
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You are free to point and laugh at me, it’s not a big secret.  
Yes, I know I’m pathetic, carry on.

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meh. just play some video games with her. I would recommend just running away but…stares at all the times she broke the rules of reality yeah just play some games with her. may I recommend avoiding Mario party?
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@redweasel  
It’s not hard to avoid sex on the Internet if you use some filters.  
Actually, how would unexpected sex happen on the Internet? Other than some people inserting sex jokes at unexpected places (usually in the comment section), it seems to me that most sexes would have some prewarnings before they happen.
 
 
@Chopsticks  
I don’t understand your point 1. Just use filter to avoid clop.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
Also, I don’t see why genophobia is a problem. Unlike arachnophobia, in which case spiders can appear in unexpected situations, sex does not appear in unexpected situations, and is easily avoidable provided you never go on the internet.
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@Chopsticks
Some possibilities:
ponies, friendship, games, math, cutting, sleeping, doodling.
Also, I don’t see why genophobia is a problem. Unlike arachnophobia, in which case spiders can appear in unexpected situations, sex does not appear in unexpected situations, and is easily avoidable.
 
Sure, except:  
  1. Depends on the clop and stuff you want to avoid, and
     
  2. Depends on who you’re married to. full
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@Chopsticks  
Some possibilities:  
ponies, friendship, games, math, cutting, sleeping, doodling.
 
Also, I don’t see why genophobia is a problem. Unlike arachnophobia, in which case spiders can appear in unexpected situations, sex does not appear in unexpected situations, and is easily avoidable.
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@Chopsticks
Sounds like something that will keep your therapist financially secured for a long time.
 
Actually, mental health professionals have been playing a game of hot potato with me. I’m either:
 
  1. an extremely fascinating subject and I feel more like a lab rat than a patient (until I run outta money or sessions);
     
  2. so far outside their capacity as a difficult patient for them to provide reasonable feedback;
     
  3. accused of not doing things right or wanting actual help because they believe their school of thought is a hard, proven science that’s guaranteed to work.
     
    I’ve been urgently rushed out of hospitals when I’m a danger to myself, been given 13 ineffective/worsening drugs, and kicked from supporting system services because my needs don’t fit with what they want to provide.
     
    Some days, the only thing keeping me going are ponies and the tiny bit of worth I feel entertaining others with pony content I create.
redweasel
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Fuzzbutt
I don’t drink, don’t do drugs, don’t smoke, don’t gamble, like spiders, have no fear of sex how can I be afraid of something that doesn’t exist? and I’m still pathetic. so don’t worry, genophobia doesn’t make you pathetic.
 
it actually makes a lot of sense to be afraid of sex. it’s just most of us have our minds altered at puberty to be unable to not like sex. …which is kind of terrifying.
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does this fear extend into jacking off? cause sex i could understand. sex is pretty seeing how unhygenic you can be with someone.
 
Bleh, yeah, that latter part. But don’t really um… well I’m very mentally broken in a lot of ways, I’ll leave it at that.
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We’re reaching perceived victimhood levels that shouldn’t even be possible.  
With any luck the alleged abnormalities inherent in the specimin will not pass onto the next generation for the betterment of the species.  
Your poor wife…
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Time to get spooky
@Chopsticks  
Not taking things seriously has made me suffer, though I tend to but more energy into making things/working on stuff for others than for myself, and I would do what I can to make up to the unfortunate woman that decides to marry me. Also, I tend to be more invested in people than other stuff.
 
@Chopsticks  
Well, I hope it’s no where near what your OC goes through. That may require the police if that’s the case.
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Plenty of people out there are frustrated because they can’t get any and here you are turning it down. That’s nothing to laugh at, many would be jealous of you.
 
Actually, probably more like she knows she can get away with getting as much as she wants, with anypony she wants, and the near-useless wimp married to her won’t say anything while helping support her.
amantes

Plenty of people out there are frustrated because they can’t get any and here you are turning it down. That’s nothing to laugh at, many would be jealous of you.
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@Chopsticks
I never take things as seriously as I should. Also, venting through threads and never holding onto anger also helps.
 
Can that be applied when your wife constantly threatens you with a darling name insinuating when you really screw up you’ll be… well… turned into a batch of small, ice-topped pastries? full
 
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In all seriousness, having a place to vent and friends to go to and not emotionally attaching oneself to things certainly helps I’m sure. I’m also sure it helps to not have my same phobia (which all of this applies IRL).