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Magma-Fox
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Well shit. Marble and her Cloudy Quartz had the map before… And now the Flamin’ Minotaurs have it. They’ve likely destroyed it too.
 
Good job, you literal Bull-headed wankers. You’ve basically doomed your world to an insane Love God. I suspect they took the map because of their pride, since Apollo points out that Equestrians can’t use Weapons in the armory… Since only the desendents of the gods can, which is what Anon is.
 
Seriously, Zeus had the nasty habit of creating many of his problems by nailing many women of Many Species. Eros many have been having a laugh whenever that happened, since he wasn’t even the reason for it. (He can’t really affect fellow gods)
 
The fact that Apollo didn’t say that the Minotaurs could use the Weapons Tell me they can’t use them either, for they are merely the armory’s guardians. Considering that they’re not immortal, they’ve likely lost what their real purpose was to begin with, and are just doing this as a case of pride.
 
I mean, Katrina had the map. She knew it’s purpose, and from what I can tell, she wants to return to the surface, likely having been sealed down below. She gave it to Marble Pie and Cloudy Quartz because she realized Anon’s true status, and gave them the map to give Anon access to the Armory of the Gods.
Background Pony #5F73
It took some time to reach this conclusion, but I feel as though I’ve determined the only appropriate way for Eros to get properly smote. Anon needs to ditch the majority of the weapons in that room (he doesn’t even seem the type to go for a blade or bow anyway) and simply find some armor of Hephaestus and maybe gauntlets of Ares. Something that keeps his body from breaking down, and lets him punch even harder than normal.  
Why, you ask? Frankly, the only way for Eros to go down properly at this point is by getting punched out. He chuckles at the Anon we’ve grown to know and love, he throws his power around, going so far as to mess with Celestia and Luna, and I have to say, Pencils has done an amazing job of displaying the what may be the single most punchable face in history on that little shit. I may not get a good night’s sleep again until I see Anon punch this god hard enough to drop his ass. If nothing else, just one really good shot, enough to where he’s stunned by it.
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Huh, so Anon is the son of Eros. I guess that explains why some of the mares took to him so quickly.
 
Well, not like the actual biological son. It’s explained on a previous page that Eros took Anon’s mind from the regular world, and constructed a new body for him to inhabit in Equestria, using his love-based magic. So he’s Eros’ son in that manner.
Background Pony #F828
what does it look like apollo? OF COURSE SHE ISN’T A MORTAL! She is just old.
Evowizard25

@thestralpony  
The greek/roman gods were again very human. In many cases, they exhibited fear when facing other gods or in other creatures of that mythology. Gods can die, just like everything else. They are beaten, trapped, and tricked on many occasions.  
Also, no. The Greek gods are not more then the Norse ones.
thestralpony

@Kamazeustra  
Fine, you want a mini summary for those two so badly? Then here you go, but don’t expect a lengthy debate about it later.
 
Asclepius was a demigod and seeing as Pan also only has one god for a parent and a wood nymph for the other (FYI, wood nymphs are not gods), he to is technically a demigod too. Demigods can die because they aren’t gods. Despite the fact that Pan is considered to be a god, he’s only half god.
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@thestralpony  
Yeah. You passed over the part where gods unambiguously died. Zeus killed Asclepius with a lightning bolt. There is no Tartarus imprisonment here. And Pan just died and was then mourned by the entire world.