“Hmph! I knew this thing was a piece of garbage. It’s limit was only 600 pounds. What a waste of money. How lame. Oh well. Adagio! Aria! This scale broke on me too! I guess Adagio’s gonna want a better one. MMM, at least, this means they’ll wanna feed me extra breakfast for this milestone. Slurp It’s weird. But, I don’t care.”
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