@Background Pony #1644  
Lol’d.

@Background Pony #1644  
P L A Y E R C H O I C E

@Background Pony #0350  
Talking to other people: “Oh, is that one of those seeng-el player games people played way back when? Nobody wants them nowadays, trust me.”
 
Avoiding eye contact: “Thinking about how much money you want to give me today?”
 
Hitting her: “Ow! What did I do? I-I’ll raise the odds of high-quality drops if you want!”
 
Badmouthing her: “I’m not gambling, I swear!”
 
Saying you hate her: “I just wanted to give you player choice…”
 
Saying you want to break up: “What?! But how am I going to pay the bills???? I only make hundreds of millions per year!”

@Background Pony #0350  
Seconded.

Can there please be a doing hurtful things meme for loot boxes? 🙂

@Background Pony #C5EB  
You are right. its 30.

@Ghost  
Spoken like a publisher’s social media team.

@Background Pony #1644  
More like 10 min.

@Ghost  
All right, but it’ll take 40 hours of grind to get enough credits for a kiss.

Or i could just get you for free by just playing the game.

WTF I hate ponies now.

@Background Pony #1644  
do you even have to ask? of course

If I buy enough of her, will I get a sense of pride and accomplishment?

@Sandblast  
2 lootboxes and a 5 min snuggle

What can I get for $3.99?