I shpippit

Please warn as well as spoiler, especially for references to shock videos. I also recommend stopping talk of them in general if that’s all the comments are going to be about; we do delete for rule #7 if a comment’s just there to be sexual.

@FlutterButterButt  
Holy buck I only just noticed that lol, The talk about the (warning: suggestive and you probably don’t want to look it up) tubmare threw me off xD

@wumbl3  

 
Y’all know this is a safe image right?

@wumbl3  
I don’t want to know.

@Officer Hotpants  
Nothing is stopping us, I think I might commission my oc Chroma Wave doing the (Warning: suggestive and you probably do not want to look this up) anal glass jar thing.

@wumbl3  
We really will ponify A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G, won’t we?

@LazyRyder  
With sausage pieces…

I thought the popcorn was mashed potatoes at first. Now I kinda wish movie theaters would sell bowls of mashed potatoes.

@Background Pony #1881  
(Warning: suggestive and you probably don’t want to look this up)  
Ever heard of tubmare?

@Nightweaver20xx  
Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a LONG time.

@Officer Hotpants
 
 
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That is one creepy logo.

@FlutterButterButt  
Someday, my magnum opus will be a 700-page dissertation on the Tom x Boulder ship.
 

 
But hey, I see good art of Sombrashy, so someone is putting effort into it.

@FlutterButterButt  
It’s just taking the fun out it :(

@Cirrus Light  
Youre taking crackshipping too seriously. Wayyyyyyyy too seriously

You know, the posing and everything is adorable, but…
 
It’s a bit disturbing to know that some people are just straight-up evil, and others think “oh, sure, he’s a nice guy inside…”
 
No.
 
Let’s be real.
 
(Warning: Grimdark)  
He wants to see her in chains. If he finds her attractive, in a NSFW way, sure, but not with her consent. At all. In fact he probably very much wants it to be non-consensual. Because it’d give him a power high, and dictators live for power-highs. That’s why and how they became dictators. It’s like the evil side of yourself, but let off a leash and not subdued by a conscience or any morality. People like that exist.
 
But sure, we can say Sombra isn’t one of those actually-evil people, but who in all of MLP would be, then?
 
Before her reformation episode, I would’ve said Diamond Tiara :p
 
Maybe Tirek? Storm King?
 
Sombra’s just a great candidate, tho, because how he’s the only show-character to actually die on-screen to date and the lack of any mourning and the fact that the only time we’ve seen serious PTSD in the show is from his rule kind of gives me a strong headcanon that he’s from a setting/world with a much worse rating than MLP, but that’s all shrouded behind the Crystal Ponies saying “I don’t want to remember”. He’s the one thing that’s ever driven Celestia and Luna to go to all-out war that they recruit armies into and industrialize the nation for.
 
I could go on… But hey, headcanons, headcanons :q
 

 
The art itself is cute, tho. _{Just wish we could get like a Big Mac version or something… Just some not-evil stallion.}

S: Tell me, Fluttershy, are there other things on this “internet” besides moving images of felines doing silly things?  
F: Uhm… probably?

“What are those two mares doing with that cup?”
 
Flutters looks so damn adorable under Sombra

inb4 fluttershy shows him /k/ because he heard it was a magical place

“If the delivery stallion truly loves this mare, why is he slapping her rear?”

“This looks like the least practical way for the stallion to fix her sink.”

(Warning: suggestive and you probably don’t want to look this up)  
“What is this ‘Tubgirl’ you’re showing me, Fluttershy?”

Ooh! The new iJack is out!

I wonder, might he happen upon Evehly’s artist tag, and see this very piece of art?