Twilight: You see Tirek, Hearth’s Warming isn’t about the presents…it’s not about the figgy pudding…or the pretty lights…or the obnoxiously catchy music. And most of all, it’s not about you.
 
Twilight begins charging her horn
 
Tirek: Fools! I’ll crush your Hearth’s Warming spirits and then I’ll send this naughty world to oblivion!
 
Thorax: Charges his antlers Twilight is right; Hearth’s Warming is about the bonds that bring us together!
 
Starlight: Charges her horn It’s about friends!
 
Spike: Prepares to unleash dragon fire And family!
 
Discord: Prepares ultimate finger snap of doom AND KILLING TIREK!
 
Twilight: And that’s the true meaning of Hearth’s Warming!
 
Twilight, Thorax, Starlight, Spike, and Discord unleash their attacks and destroy Tirek, saving Hearth’s Warming

Tirek: You’re both naughty for disregarding each others feelings.  
Fluttershy: But we set things right, Rainbow even risked her life to get me a present.  
Tirek: But what about your other friends. Did either one of you ever stop to think about Zecora’s feelings?  
Rainbow Dash: No, I swear.

@Eroraf86  
Tirek: But for the rest of you and this unsalvageable planet, the only present I have is–  
Discord: CHAOS…. BLAST!!!
 
(Tirek is atomized)
 
Discord: GOT HIM! MERRY HEARTH’S WARMING FOR DISCORD!  
Twilight: Discord, no!  
Discord: Discord, yes!

@Embracethechaos  
Spike: “Oh boy, I wonder what it could … Oh it’s a book… gasp about the Power Ponies! Thanks, Tirek!”

Spike: “Wait! What about me?”  
Tirek: “You’re actually on the nice list! Merry Hearth’s Warming, Spike!”

Very good job, hilarious! Though I think Ember might have worked better for the “sins of the father” joke. That’s just my opinion though.

Nice one

This. This is just… beautiful. Also, Discord and Vegeta? Goodbye universe.

i wish there were more of these dbz abridged comics!

@Background Pony #A615  
“Oh boy, thanks tirek. i wonder what it…oh sweet my own set of wings!”

I was thinking shadow play.

“And you Spike, was actually very good. Here’s your present.”

I knew Twilight was the true villain of FIM

Lol, he has a point but he isn’t sunshine and rainbows himself

Uh… in her defense, that was Sci Twi lol