Starlight Glimmer : So, you’ve always remember this toy, huh? Yes, it’s me! It’s so cute and adorable! In fact, I’ve finally got another one of these, and it’s me again! Even I’m already got one of these since back in May and I don’t need another.
Twilight Sparkle : What the hell are you talking about, Starlight?
Starlight Glimmer : Uhhhhh… I’ll be back for a minute…
Starlight goes somewhere to get something, comes back with some liquid and a flamethrower
Twilight Sparkle : Where’d you get the flamethrower and the liquid? Are you going to burn yourself?
Starlight Glimmer : Nope.
Twilight Sparkle : Then, what’s your plan?
Starlight Glimmer : pours liquid on the toy EVERYONE IN THE CASTLE, STAY BACK!
Starlight shoots the fire on the flamethrower, the castle’s fire alarm goes off, the toy burns, a few minutes later, the toy burned into ashes, Starlight waters the burned toy, only the lower part of the legs survives
Spike : Whoa, what’s going on here?
Starlight Glimmer : snorts and laughs Oh, just making some experimental purpose, nothing at all.
Twilight picks up the burned toy with her magic aurora, her face confused, then turned to an unamusement
Twilight Sparkle : sighs RIP. Press F to pay respects.
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I like Starlight Glimmer, but if people want to destroy their own stuff, let’m. The fact they’re doing it to get a rise out of folks who like the character is kind of a tryhard thing though. Not too surprising that there are people taking the bait though.
She is dead, no big fucking surprise!
Well done! You have made a good story fitting for this picture.
Perhaps Starlight should try being a Pyro for once, like Sunset.
Starlight Glimmer : So, you’ve always remember this toy, huh? Yes, it’s me! It’s so cute and adorable! In fact, I’ve finally got another one of these, and it’s me again! Even I’m already got one of these since back in May and I don’t need another.
Twilight Sparkle : What the hell are you talking about, Starlight?
Starlight Glimmer : Uhhhhh… I’ll be back for a minute…
Starlight goes somewhere to get something, comes back with some liquid and a flamethrower
Twilight Sparkle : Where’d you get the flamethrower and the liquid? Are you going to burn yourself?
Starlight Glimmer : Nope.
Twilight Sparkle : Then, what’s your plan?
Starlight Glimmer : pours liquid on the toy EVERYONE IN THE CASTLE, STAY BACK!
Starlight shoots the fire on the flamethrower, the castle’s fire alarm goes off, the toy burns, a few minutes later, the toy burned into ashes, Starlight waters the burned toy, only the lower part of the legs survives
Spike : Whoa, what’s going on here?
Starlight Glimmer : snorts and laughs Oh, just making some experimental purpose, nothing at all.
Twilight picks up the burned toy with her magic aurora, her face confused, then turned to an unamusement
Twilight Sparkle : sighs RIP. Press F to pay respects.
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What kind of things?
An example of Spychecking on what appears to be a Spycrab.
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Cremation is a more honourable demise than being buried in trash or fluids, as if it is to send her soul into the heavens.
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There should be a playlist of people burning toys for our amusement.
Besides, fire is a VERY effective weapon against Spycrabs.
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Such a tiny cowering creature, skittering like a crab.
I like Glimmer and I am laughing my ass off.
Look at her trying to get away!
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I like Starlight Glimmer, but if people want to destroy their own stuff, let’m. The fact they’re doing it to get a rise out of folks who like the character is kind of a tryhard thing though. Not too surprising that there are people taking the bait though.