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Writing brother-sister relationships is FUN! :D
I based this on two half-remembered reddit comments I have read years ago.
(Twilight said that she washed her butt “several times daily.”
That’s because the local food didn’t agree with her and she had diarrhea.)
Exactly! Toilet paper is the mainstream, but it is not the cleanest. Not to mention some people are rather hairy down there and when they don’t wash properly the stench sticks to them.
I have a rather sensitive nose, so sometimes I can literally sense when people don’t keep their damn ass clean enough. It is quite unsettling when you are talking to the pretty classmate or coworker and suddenly a faint smell of feces comes from her… I literally had a bad reputation in middle school for telling a popular girl she smelled like shit.
I started using a washcloth when I was around ten or so, ‘cause we were out of toilet paper at the time, and I’ve continued using one since then ‘cause toilet paper has never felt clean after that.
Though I’ve never used a bidet, but that would probably be even better.
Trust me, it is a boner killer in bed.
_I am (un)lucky to have used toilet paper all my life.
My butt is effectively blind to all that filth.