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“By a strange coincidence, ‘none at all’ is exactly how much suspicion the unicorn Trixie had that one of her closest friends, one Starlight Glimmer, had seen the error of her ways and was, at that very moment, on her way back. She will reenter our story in exactly thirty five seconds and say “What are you to doing>”. Trixie will angressivley explain her motives in return but due to a TV-PG rating, she will not attempt to call Starlight a ‘Stupid Sexy Idiot’. Trixie’s are very wary of their 8/10:30am TV time slot”  
  • The Pink Pony’s Guide to Equestria

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The Biker
“By a strange coincidence, ’none at all’ is exactly how much suspicion the unicorn Trixie had that one of her closest friends, one Starlight Glimmer, had seen the error of her ways and was, at that very moment, on her way back. She will reenter our story in exactly thirty five seconds and say “What are you to doing>”. Trixie will angressivley explain her motives in return but due to a TV-PG rating, she will not attempt to call Starlight a ’Stupid Sexy Idiot’. Trixie’s are very wary of their 8/10:30am TV time slot”
– The Pink Pony’s Guide to Equestria
 
THIS! This has become my new muse… my new prompt…  
You, good Sir, have given me INSPIRATION to write once again.
Background Pony #34AC
“In many of the more relaxed villages on the outer edge of Equestria, The Pink Pony’s Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopaedia Equestria as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words DON’T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.”
Hopeful_Ink_Hoof
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Well…
 
Trixie’s wagon is not exactly standard. It’s also been her stage on multiple occasions. As such, there are possibly trap doors, including directly in the bottom…