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Pony Poetry is of course the 5th Worst in the Universe…
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@Background Pony #FF77
“I don’t remember life before that poem…”
In fact, public readings of her poetry are banned for health reasons. (Many ponies ended up in boredom-induced comas and some even died of boredom!)
It could be used as a cure for insomnia if used correctly.
Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning!
Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
Discovery….. Oh.
Putty?….. Armpit?
Armpit….. Putty.
Not even a particularly
Nice shade of green.
As I lick my armpit and shall agree,
That this putty is very well green.
your current filter.…Wow.
5: Ponies
4: Kristen Stewart of Terra
3: Vogons
2: The Azgoths of Kria
1: Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Terra
We’re talking about the universe’s worst poetry.
I think you’re giving her too much credit.
Fourth worst is anything written by Stephanie Meyer.
Well yes, that’s why it’s only fifth worst.
I’m not fucking with you, it is bad ass!