Akaname: [licks Twi’s butt/flank]
Twilight: [shock]
Akaname: Wanna take a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattthhhh???
Twilight: What, WHAT?!
Akaname: Y’know, tongue bath!
Twilight: NO! IT’S TOO ICKY! YOU HAVE SALIVA, NOT WATER!
Akaname: No, you are too dirty
Twilight: N-
[after 12 hours of a tongue bath]
Twilight: Oh my goodness! That now, I’m just more dirty!
Akaname: So?
Twilight: GET OUT
@Prometheus labs CEO
It’s more or less both. They thrive in filthy environments they same way we thrive in a nice warm sunny day, while they can’t handle overly clean things: soap burns them, perfumes make them gag, and they don’t like bright light. Their tongue is completely sterile since anything gross or filthy or germy that touches it is broken down and absorbed, and they keep their own bodies clean with it too :D
@Badumsquish
Well they are living bathroom-cleaners, plus they gotta have something protecting them from all the STDs on the toilet seats, it would either be a highly complex immune system and/or there saliva is a potent antiseptic
@Prometheus labs CEO
Also kappas are often murderers and/or vampires. Even in the original myth the worst akanames can really do is inadvertenly carry disease. The ones I make don’t though; they’re sterile-levels clean :D
@Prometheus labs CEO
She’s actually pretty friendly. She just has different social norms and thinks it’s absolutely appropriate to lick anyone anywhere anytime XD
Twilight: [shock]
Akaname: Wanna take a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattthhhh???
Twilight: What, WHAT?!
Akaname: Y’know, tongue bath!
Twilight: NO! IT’S TOO ICKY! YOU HAVE SALIVA, NOT WATER!
Akaname: No, you are too dirty
Twilight: N-
[after 12 hours of a tongue bath]
Twilight: Oh my goodness! That now, I’m just more dirty!
Akaname: So?
Twilight: GET OUT
[Akaname gets flung out a window]
Next Day
Twilight: Tongue bath time!
Akaname: Ready?
Twilight: Ready!
[after 3 hours of tongue bathing]
Twilight: Bye!
Akaname: Bye!
If that’s a “yes”, then I can only say “I thought so”.
Dude, Akaname is licking Twilight’s taint in the picture. That’s why she’s shocked
So what happens when others visit? Would she be willing to provide her “services” to house guests?
Like this? || https://youtu.be/AlxxzqbdJqs||
don’t be unfaithful to your toiletwife
It would’ve cost you 0$ to not say that, and yet here we are
Edited
Does that mean anyone who marries her won’t necessarily need a toilet?
@Napsack
But would her tongue be long (and basic) enough to do that?
SAME
same
She’ll happily clean any part of you XD
nnngh, yes please <3
And it would happily clean out your entire intestinal tract.
It’s more or less both. They thrive in filthy environments they same way we thrive in a nice warm sunny day, while they can’t handle overly clean things: soap burns them, perfumes make them gag, and they don’t like bright light. Their tongue is completely sterile since anything gross or filthy or germy that touches it is broken down and absorbed, and they keep their own bodies clean with it too :D
Well they are living bathroom-cleaners, plus they gotta have something protecting them from all the STDs on the toilet seats, it would either be a highly complex immune system and/or there saliva is a potent antiseptic
Edited
Also kappas are often murderers and/or vampires. Even in the original myth the worst akanames can really do is inadvertenly carry disease. The ones I make don’t though; they’re sterile-levels clean :D
Like I said, way better than a kappa, which would just try and steal your shirikodama
She’s actually pretty friendly. She just has different social norms and thinks it’s absolutely appropriate to lick anyone anywhere anytime XD
XD
From the look on TS’s face, it might be more accurate to call it a “squeakquel.”