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it’s fine it’s just royal chonk

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Background Pony #88BA
>”Daddy, why am I such a nerd?”  
>”You get it from your mother, dear.”  
>”No way! Everyone says Princess Cadence is the most poised, beautiful–”  
>Shining Armor gets out his wallet and shows her the picture of Queen Chrysalis, wearing thick glasses and a shapeless turtleneck  
>”…I don’t think I needed to know that.”  
>”Welcome to adulthood.”  
>”I thought I’d be happier about it.”  
>”Also, you need to get a job.”  
>”But I’m a princess!”  
>”You’ll always be Daddy’s little princess, but you need to get a job.”
Napsack
Typically turned to the funny pages - For Patreon supporters
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Silver Bit -
Ruby -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters

why
She wanted to believe she wasn’t cuddly, that no one would ever dare make her suffer the indignity of a hug ever again.
 
She was wrong.