“The unicorn seamstress was completely unphased by my ghastly appearance as she took measurements. Her diminutive dragon assistant however, was scarcely able to conceal his fright even behind a copy of my cloak she had created as a technical exercise. The irony of hiding oneself from me behind my own symbol was not lost upon me.
 
The measurements would produce a base layer of clothing for dragon-forged armour to better protect my physical form, for in this realm, Discord has forbidden the harvesting of souls upon pain of banishment at his own hands. I had experienced enough of his mischievous handiwork to know that he could make good on such threats with contemptuous ease. So for now, I had go rely on his power to sustain me for the time being.”
 
“Darling, you’re monologuing again - but you sound like you could write some incredible books with that flowery vocabulary of yours. I know Twilight would love it!”
 
“Once again, this so called magic of friendship caused these benevolent creatures to welcome me like one of their own…”

world needs more raziel, in any way; but preferably with at least as much pony involved as this

“Given the choice, whether to rule a corrput and failing empire, or to challenge Fate for another throw, another throw agains’t one Destiny.
 
What was a Princess to do?
 
But does one ever truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of Fate. And thus defy - the tyrannous stars.”

“But with so many ponies, can you find the real best pony?” No, wait.  
“What manner of game is this that all bronies claim the same pony?”

I have seen some crazy shit on the internet, but I have to say, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?