Shining Armor: Get back here and put your diaper on, little filly! Flurry Heart: But daddy, you don’t wear cwothes, and mommy doesn’t wear cwothes. Why do I haf to wear cwothes? Shining Armor: Leave our nudity out of this!
Surely alicorn baby poop has enormous magical properties. She has a deal with some backalley alchemists to only let them wipe her off in exchange for extra cookies.
Flurry Heart: But daddy, you don’t wear cwothes, and mommy doesn’t wear cwothes. Why do I haf to wear cwothes?
Shining Armor: Leave our nudity out of this!