@Adan Druego
why is this so funny XD

@monolyth  
😂

PCD: SHINING! SAVE ME! I’M YOUR WIFE!  
SA: AHA! I know how to solve this calamity!  
FH: How daddy? How?  
SA: EXACTLY! I shall employ a modified version of my “Defeat The Baddies Like A Boss!” method. The same exact method I used to defeat Burger King Sombra himself! ONLY DIFFERENT THIS TIME!  
FH: …wha-
 
“Shining proceeds to lift his daughter off the ground. Taking his time, Shining expertly aims. Hey, I think he’s done this before, folks! Once he’s satisfied that the shot will strike the target, Shining launches baby FlurryHeart into the air. And she’s going! And she’s GOING! AND SHE’S GOI- AND SHE’S HIT THE MARK HEAD ON DEAD CENTER BULL’S-EYE! YEAH! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD AS SHINING ARMOR DOES IS HIS VICTORY TROT AND THERE HE GOES HOOF PUMPING! YEAH!”
 
“I don’t usually defeat the villain, but when I do, I’m sure to only throw those I care about most at them. Whether I’m tossing my new bride off a balcony or I’m hurling my toddler at a MacDonald’s play place structure, I have yet to encounter a situation that couldn’t be solved by throwing a loved one at it.” _{- Shining Armor, Crystal Prince}

Cadence you stupid motherfucker what the hell’s wrong with you Cadence?

I suspect this is part of an elaborate ploy to extort free burgers.

@libertydude  

 
This

Didn’t think this image would trend. Awesome. :)

@Tetrominon  
… this may or may not tempt me to build an adult-sized one of these one day if I can afford it…

Wait, how did you change the colour of your sentence halfway through?
 
@Background Pony #6111  
“If my wife had been free, it would’ve been two. I hope you’re happy.”

Does Shining need to call fire and rescue again?
 
“Dear Shining armor, while we were freeing your wife from the maccas playpen a children’s hospital burned to the ground”

This happens way more often than you think.

@Einsman  
Sends friend request

@Cirrus Light  
Y-you’re a genuine applesucker!

@libertydude  
Nor was “Nintendo Cube Mcdonalds Arcade”

>McDonalds Playplace Tunnel
 

@Jisow777  
I’ll call your dad over to get your mom out…

Lol

I see a Yo Moma joke there.

WING STUCK  
WING STUCK  
PLEASE, I BEG YOU!

Flurry Heart: MUUUUUUUUUUUUM, this is why we can’t have nice things anymore!

Queue Chrysalis laughing her ass off.

So that’s why they’re all disappearing.

It’s no use. You’ll have to accept that McDonalds™ Playplace Tunnel will become a part of your life from now on.

We cannot risk going back