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Twilight and Celestia go to Hooters
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i wish i could upvote comments.
“Hello. I’m BonBon. Are you ready to place your order?”
I just think that boobs has less value than owls in this case, since the internet has made the former cheaper than the latter, so I see more of a reason to spend money on cute owls than breast. Either way, I think this comment section has been derailed enough without our help.
Or I forgot to read the timecode. My point still stands.
So you’re worked up over me saying an owl themed restaurant is more interesting than a boob themed one over a month ago.
@Meanlucario
See, what started as a funny joke dipped into prudishness. Get over yourself ML. Daniel, your the Big Gay, so you’re forgiven.
@Meanlucario
Now you’re seriously being rediculous. Boobs are objectively better than poop on your head. It’s fucking poop. Owls are indeed another story. I would indeed enjoy an Owl Restaurant.
@Goddess Erosia
I too find this dishonesty bothersome, especially when coupled with their hiring standards. It’s them trying to have their cake and eat it too.
That said, before they started doing this, it makes perfect sense for them to fire like the Porn Industry, and there was nothing wrong with it.
@DanielTepesKraus
There was an owl cafe in Japan. Don’t know if it’s still around.
Still better than boobs in our opinion.
Like I said.
The only problem on second thought is they would probably all poop on your food or else steal parts of it
Boobs are cheap, owls aren’t.
frankly i’d much rather see owls flying around than a bunch of big boobs.
All I can say is it’s definitely a thing here.
I live in centeral New Jersey, and there’s a Hooters about ten minutes from my home. Never been there, never plan on it, though my family has used it as joke fodder for years.
I’ve been to several far-south states and I can confirm I’ve seen a Hooters in every single one of them at least once or twice.
I can also confirm I’ve seen kids being taken to that place when they probably shouldn’t be. But Hooters did their thing where they’re trying to pretend to be a family restaurant now, as if they can hide their origins. They have male servers at least so it’s more neutral but they still have an obvious bias for more attractive, busty women.
I for one don’t mind lewd places of business, but I’m put off by dishonesty. Their food is good either way, but they’re half-pretending they never existed to be lewd when they very obviously gained mainstream popularity because of that.
Also I think it’s kind of uncomfortable that they discriminate against “less attractive” (mostly normal looking) women when hiring, and some have claimed their appearance seems to effect their pay as well. The restaurants have often been managed like a fashion modeling or porn industry, where they judge their employees like pieces of meat.
They’re allegedly trying to move away from that image and business model but I still don’t know how I feel about them.
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Are Hooters only in the Midwest, or is it only Midwesterners who take their teenagers there?
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Because owls are fightly adorable and boobs are cheaper than air.
This is Equestria, the waiters probably use some kind of spell to turn themselves into owls. Or they just employ intelligent owls like owlicious as staff.
Agree.