Ladies and gentlemen we are experiencing issues with this flight because of a Giant cartoon horse. Expect delays with this flight, and please be patient. Thank you.
Captain: opens radio Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen we regret to inform that there will be a delay on this flight as a giant alicorn is hugging this plane as we speak. Please remain calm, buckle up and keep seated as we are in for a bumpy ride folks.
Still cuddling the plane, yes.
Don’t worry, she’ll teleport the jet to its intended destination right when their arrival time was supposed to be.
Consider what comes out of there…
“Just a few more minutes.”
opens radio
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen we regret to inform that there will be a delay on this flight as a giant alicorn is hugging this plane as we speak. Please remain calm, buckle up and keep seated as we are in for a bumpy ride folks.You’d be surprised how wide it can be stretched… Maybe; I obviously don’t know if you already know. XD
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