Because it’s adorable: Applejack x Coco Pommel - Shut up, it’s adorable
Because it’s hot they look cute together: Autumn Blaze x Tree Hugger - I don’t feel comfortable calling a ship between cartoon pastel horses hot, so instead it’s cute. Both love nature, that’s all I need fam.
Because it makes sense: Gallus x Sandbar - It just does ok, just watch them interact it’s the cutest. (Yona and Sandbar is cute, but I don’t like it as much as Gallus and Sandbar)
Because it’s sweet: Party Favor x Cheese Sandwich - No, this isn’t just the gay version of CheesePie. Party Favor doesn’t have a defined personality, so I head-canon him as being NOT just a carbon copy of either of them. Look it’s cute in my head ok, I can’t explain it.
Because of it’s potential: Fleur De Lis x Donut Joe - Popular girl x Quiet, yet secretive kid in the back.
Because it’s healthy: Rockhoof x Marble - I didn’t have anyone else to put here, they just seem like they would have a super chill relationship.
Because it’s new: Zecora x Spitfire - It’s bold, it’s new, it’s unheard of, I like it
Because it’s canon: Shining Armor x Cadence - POWER COUPLE
Because they understand each other: Pharynx x Starlight Glimmer -
Because they’re different: Braeburn x Dr. Whooves - Big Brain Scientist x Charming Farmer, a stereotype we stan
Because they’re the same: Rainbow Dash x Lightning Dust - They are similar, in this 10,000 word essay I will-
Because of subtext: Maud x Sunburst - Their personalities differ a lot more than Starlight x Sunburst, and is overall more fun.
Because of fanwork: Flash Sentry x Blueblood - Damn you Meepxmorp
Because they’re underrated: Chancellor Neighsay x Svengallop - Assholes who got slightly better, or at least Neighsay did. iconic
Because I don’t see them with anyone else: Twilight Sparkle x Flim - This could also fit in “Because of fanwork”, but it fit here to.
Because I CAN: Flam x Big Mac - Because I can uwu
As much as this is not surprise for me and also of course Armor and Cadence, the rest is kinda crapy
That sums up almost every shipping in this fandom.
The only good ship here is the only one canon.
Anyway, I know this is just a joke post
>blue chicken and sandbag
sure dude, whatever you say
I approve 4 squares.
Good.
“Because it’s healthy.”
I can dig it.
“Because it’s canon.”
Ew gross.
“Because of subtext.”
The best kind of text.
“Because I can.”
That’s a terrible reason. Do it anyway.