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Cozy glow: Aw… aw… starts farting ahhh sighs
Silverstream: (looks at Cozy glow) farts also replies oh, blush excuse me!
Time pasts
Cozy glow: walks in to library Hey guys. So wanted to let you know Pinkie Pie is baking pies.
Sandbar “Is she making her usual fruit pies?” Asking Cozy glow.
“Yes!” she replies back.
smells something
sniffs
realizes
“Gosh darn it Silverstream, your farts really stinks! holds nose shouting at Silverstream.
Silverstream says “Whoops! I’m Sorry cozy glow to her.”
Smolder comments “Well, You smelt it, You delt it. then sneezes and toot a bit
Both, Silverstream and Cozy glow both smells air “Excuse you!”
Cozy glow reacts saying “Woah, Smolder had gas gems for breakfast?!”
blushes for a second No! slap face
Silverstream comments “Oh talonclaws! Smolder, Wow and I thought my fart smelled bad but yours is worst. But gets pumped up it’s exactly like mine!” pulls Smolder’s claw and gives hug
Both, Smolder and Silverstream fart ones more
Smolder smells Silverstream’s fart “Woah, nice one Silverstream!” both high four
“You creatures are weird.” Gallus replies to the farting duo.
Yona tells Gallus “We all pass wind in tail end sometimes, Yona does it a lot.”
Sandbar comments “Ok, why are we all talking about farting? And why hasn’t anypony heard the noise and told us to stop?”
Ocellus replies “Because we’re the only creatures in the library.”
Silverstream: (looks at Cozy glow) farts also replies oh, blush excuse me!
Time pasts
Cozy glow: walks in to library Hey guys. So wanted to let you know Pinkie Pie is baking pies.
Sandbar “Is she making her usual fruit pies?” Asking Cozy glow.
“Yes!” she replies back.
smells something
sniffs
realizes
“Gosh darn it Silverstream, your farts really stinks! holds nose shouting at Silverstream.
Silverstream says “Whoops! I’m Sorry cozy glow to her.”
Smolder comments “Well, You smelt it, You delt it. then sneezes and toot a bit
Both, Silverstream and Cozy glow both smells air “Excuse you!”
Cozy glow reacts saying “Woah, Smolder had gas gems for breakfast?!”
blushes for a second No! slap face
Silverstream comments “Oh talonclaws! Smolder, Wow and I thought my fart smelled bad but yours is worst. But gets pumped up it’s exactly like mine!” pulls Smolder’s claw and gives hug
Both, Smolder and Silverstream fart ones more
Smolder smells Silverstream’s fart “Woah, nice one Silverstream!” both high four
“You creatures are weird.” Gallus replies to the farting duo.
Yona tells Gallus “We all pass wind in tail end sometimes, Yona does it a lot.”
Sandbar comments “Ok, why are we all talking about farting? And why hasn’t anypony heard the noise and told us to stop?”
Ocellus replies “Because we’re the only creatures in the library.”
Funner fact: The “explicit” tag is one of the first things to come up when you search up Derpibooru, even though I don’t watch pony porn, and currently actually have explicit images filtered out
google can figure out searches on here too
I’ve never searched it before it came up. I’d just type in “Derpibooru”, then sign in, then search “fart” here
i don’t think that means anything since google isn’t gonna give you a result that hasn’t been affected by your search data.
Somehow I find it easier to imagine Rarity farting than Silverstream… must be her fluffy appearance because her personality is closer to Pinkie Pie’s and she probably finds it fun to fart, especially after being a sea pony all her life. (Do hippogriffs fart?) Or maybe it’s because Rarity farted on-screen in the comics.
It’s kind of fun to imagine Silverstream having a farting contest with Pinkie. Of course Pinkie’s had more practice and will probably outfart her easily. (Pinkie probably farts the most of all the Main 6 between her appetite, Element of Laughter, and finding it funny, though I can imagine she loses lots of farting contests to Rainbow Dash)
Edited
Ok cool. 👏
Ok. So I need to change the lay out of text? Seems fair.