Applejack: Dash, what do you think all that sex was about?
Rainbow: I was actually just going along with what you liked to do.

@soren1015  
Twilight would be Roy, Oscar’s accountant.

@Aharon L’anglais  
Yeah that’s pretty on point.  
hmmm if I had to pick one of the girls, probably Fluttershy because she’s such a softspoken marshmallow. But I think Spike might fit the role better.

@FrankFronk  
…I will accept the Mane Six aging and dying if we get a Golden Girls AU.

Said Patroclus to Aquiles XD

Kinda wish they had 3 of them living together like the Golden Girls or Hot in Cleveland

Some people do, I see roomies.

@Background Pony #03DD  
You mean like this?:
 
On November 15th, Applejack was asked to remove herself from her place of residence. That request came from her husband. Deep down she knew he was right, but she also knew that one day she would return to him. Having nowhere else to go she appeared at the home of her friend Rainbow Dash. Sometime earlier, Dash’s husband had thrown her out, requesting that she never return. Can two divorced nares share a house without driving each other crazy?
 
I know Applejack would be Felix and rainbow is definitely Oscar but but who would be Murray the cop?

In my headcanon, they’re indeed just roomies.

As much as I love shipping Rainbow and Applejack, this pic gave me a lovely moment to imagine an Odd Couple-esq opening sequence with them in just a roomate setup.

This is my headcanon:  

@Late_Night  

 
Aaaand there it is! Nice work, fandom. You always know how to give me a chuckle when I need it.

@Late_Night  
Ok, you just crossed the line between ‘having an opinion’ and ‘being an asshole to anyone who disagrees with you’. If you want to talk about your opinions of this ship, use the forums - not fan artist’s works.

@Late_Night  
Seems the impression of audience density falls squarely on you.

@Meanlucario  
then me attempting to explain it to you would only add to your confusion

@Late_Night  
I fail to see how so.

@Meanlucario  
it’s not a joke about Dash being dense  
it’s a joke about the audience being dense

Yes.

Image: Making a joke about Dash being dense.
 
Comments: Let’s go ship crazy in this shipping-denied image!

Applejack: “Rainbow Ponies think we’re f yay king!”  
Rainbow Dash: “…We should do it harder and louder so they know we’re f yay king!”

@Dex Stewart  
What’s even funnier is that the isle of lesbos now is so hardcore greek orthodox they’re practically still arguing over whether this newfangled ‘fire’ thing is corrupting the youth.

@Backgroundpony  
I forgot the origin of the word was an actual place.I always thought the word Lesbian sounded like an alien race from Star Trek.Romulan,Cardassian,Andorian,Tholian,Ferengi,Borg,Klingon,Lesbian.

@Background Pony #FF11  
Leave the Island out of it.