@Scrounge  
Pretty sure throwing anything but flowers, bits, chocolate, or undergarments at a Princess would be considered treasonous.

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Maybe, but that wasn’t the question. :P

@Scrounge
 
She would just catch them with her magic and throw them back at you.

Is it considered treasonous to throw tomatoes at a princess?

@Background Pony #907B
 
Okay, Miss Sparkle, your session is over for today. Please see the receptionist at the front to book another appointment.

What smells funny and puts people to sleep?!

“Maybe they should make a restaurant where you do bring a book. It’s a pretty novel concept, right?”
 
 
“Actually I once ate at a book themed restaurant. It was so bad, I had words with the chef!”
 
 
“But hey, they’re still doing book stuff. I heard they just reached chapter 11!”
 
 
“Which I kind of feel bad about, having sent the health inspector that closed them down and all.”
 
 
“But that’s me! Always do things by the book!”
 
 
“Um… Pinkie? You’re the comedy expert. Is she doing as bad as I think she is?”
 
 
“Yeah, we’re going to need to find a back exit to this place. Fast.”

Twilight says that as if she doesn’t bring a book anyway.